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Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

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Halsall · 11/08/2019 11:57

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended Grin

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PotterHead1985 · 09/09/2019 21:13

Josie even

Wolfcub · 09/09/2019 21:13

Fml these are universally poor

ellenanora5 · 09/09/2019 21:13

Josie that's gonna stick

ellenanora5 · 09/09/2019 21:14

Doms looks ok I think

Discerning · 09/09/2019 21:15

has anyone been following Chucky on Twitter? I am still unsure as to how Twitter works ...

ellenanora5 · 09/09/2019 21:15

That's what I was thinking Shirley

Discerning · 09/09/2019 21:16

tiny salad posh man

Discerning · 09/09/2019 21:16

tiny salad posh man

ellenanora5 · 09/09/2019 21:16

I've never used Twitter Discerning

ilovesooty · 09/09/2019 21:16

That looks horrible.

Discerning · 09/09/2019 21:16

like a crunchy crust myself

PotterHead1985 · 09/09/2019 21:16

Um. Glad he's not my doc if he thinks that looks good. Me leg would be hanging off and he'd say I'm fine Hmm

jay55 · 09/09/2019 21:17

Not enough cheese. Can never be too much cheese.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 09/09/2019 21:17

Whoops, bit late to the party (flipping between this and Parliament).

I love scone base pizza, Romaine!

Funny to see Dom stone cold sober. He and Steph seemed to be permanently soused on Gogglebox.

Discerning · 09/09/2019 21:17

just a diversion in an idle moment, ellen

Wolfcub · 09/09/2019 21:17

The salad looks grim

Discerning · 09/09/2019 21:18

thinking of someone who might possibly be able to cook

ShirleyPhallus · 09/09/2019 21:18

God this is making me even more angry than Joey’s sad garlic prawns. It’s the level that the judges are telling them they’re brilliant when on any other episode they’d tell them what a pile of shite they’ve cooked

Telling Dom his pizza looks good? Oh fuck off. This isn’t Children’s Masterchef

ellenanora5 · 09/09/2019 21:19

I think this first round is much easier than last week

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 09/09/2019 21:19

I watched the Love Island he was on. (I know. What was I thinking...). He was completely out of his depth. It was clear he was after a TV doctor career, looks like it's worked!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 09/09/2019 21:19

Sorry, by "he" I meant Dr Alex.

ilovesooty · 09/09/2019 21:19

Can you imagine what Monica would be saying?

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Halsall · 09/09/2019 21:20

And to think we thought this lot could only be better than last week's bozos! They make Razor Ruddock look like bleedin Escoffier.

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fourquenelles · 09/09/2019 21:20

This again. Boring. And too soon in the competition.

RomaineCalm · 09/09/2019 21:20

Pizza with broccoli and hazelnuts? Must check to see if my local Pizza Express picks up on that as their seasonal option this year.