Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

I think I made pizza a million years ago at school. But I do make bread and focaccia so same difference really 🤷🏻‍♀️

If you are anywhere near Reading in Berkshire yes you can. It's better than this (blows own and actors' trumpets)

very hot oven required for a pizza
How many famous armchair TV critics are there?

Disturbing amounts of fruit there

couldn't they get Boris Johnson for this or Rees- Mogg?

Discerning yes, Josie's a comic.

Exciting about the amdram fourq!

Evening all. I’ve no idea who any of the celebs are this week

and we all watch BBC Asian network don't we?
and I come from somewhere where Asians outnumber others

My pizza is always under or over done, never get it right so now I just ring one.

Halsall all part of my trying to live in the real world for a bit

Halsall I made pizza at school but it had a scone-type base. Most odd. I bet I have the recipe somewhere.

Never heard of good question cheese

Vixen looks as if she is going for a pinch of vom with that choux pastry/pizza

Is that a white sauce? On.......pizza......??
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oops my mistake female fox

I’ve no idea who any of the celebs are this week

I was just scratching my head trying to figure out who these people are

It’s the worst of both worlds. People we don’t know and shit cooks to boot

Figs???

I love white pizza. Dr Oeker (sp?) used to do a great one but I can't find them in the supermarkets anymore

Josie looks different

Josie are those blond hair extensions or weaves?

I've never watched love island

Her face has filled out I think Discerning

This is going well

Oh dear. And Jodie's pizza started so promising

Why are none of them putting the sauce to the edge? They’ll all with burnt crusts!