Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

Also can we take bets as to when Gregg is gonna make some joke about oaty / Oti

Hello all! Just caught Oti's dish. Unrendered lamb fat. Bleuggghhh.....

What's with Oti and all the jars of things: jam, baked beans and ketchup so far!

Taxi for Oti 🚕

Disappointed? What, with cream cheese and jam? Ingrate!

She’s ahead of time because she didn’t make that fucking raspberry topping herself! It came out of a fucking jar!

Shirley don't hold out much hope, none if them are great

Potter it's bloody awful, hope you're taking enough painkillers.

Hmm think it might be Oti going after that now

I'm so disappointed with Oti. I really thought she would be good at this. That cheesecake was a nursery school effort.

@ellenanora5 High as a kite!!!

Goodness me, that soup looks bogging.

@PotterHead1985 hope you feel better, hopefully seeing all this shit food will put you off wanting to eat

@ShirleyPhallus 😂😂😂😂😂

'Highly unusual' = shite

OMG it’s Zandra Two Soups

Potter glad to hear it

Good god what is that soup

Pmsl Judas

Zandra Two Soups

😂😂😂😂😂

That salmon dish looks like something from a 3* all-inclusive buffet. Just needs some chips on the side.

late to the party again but "this lot are shite" seems to sum it up

glad Gregg can distinguish colours with his new glasses (nice contrast on plate

“My sesame salt is a success with all my friends”

Oh poor Zandra, they’re lying to you babes

How much foundation is Rylan wearing?

Romaine you are not wrong

I knew Neil would be better than the others

is this the right Phil Vickery? i.e. where is Fern Britton's proper chef husband?

Did Plasticine ears man just say "Wallop"?