Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

None of them covered themselves in glory, razor seems to know what he's doing but the rest not really, the chef cooked the curry for Joey he just chopped the veg, not sure who will go but I bet the food will be way better than what they've made so far (with the help of lessons from a chef)

Well. I've never watched the sleb version, but I did imagine the people who went on it would maybe have a vague passing interest in cooking. Makes me feel positively chef-like. Never poached an egg ?!? Arghhhhh. I will stick with it but only in the hope that this lot are the worst.

Are we ready? Who's going home??

Hmmmmm.......difficult one, Potter! So much ineptitude to choose from!

Hello all

@Halsall isn't there though!! 😂😂

Rylan!!

I’m in. Disappointing it’s just 30 mins with these 4 goons

'Chef is ma fing'

Thus spake Joey Essex

Evening all, I reckon Oti and Zandra are for the chop

Hope everyone is well

I'm here! Think it'll be Mr Ruddock and Oti to stay.

@ellenanora5 think you might be right. I see Joey staying.

Oh did anyone see that Rylan is going to be doing supermarket sweep, I used to love that with the lovely Dale Winton

Carrots, peppers and baked beans?

Once again they’re cooking the “pretend you’re drunk with a student cupboard” challenge

I agree about Zandra, ellen, I reckon her days are numbered.

I do really want to visit her Fashion & Textile Museum, though.

Razors menu. Yum.

I'm here dying after a tooth extraction. I'm now hungry.

These lot are actually really annoying me. They’re meant to have a bit of talent and make something we can’t. Garlic prawns is something an 8 year old can make

And then if they get through to the next round they’ll be invited back as judges for this round next year still without having picked up any talent so just offering their numpty opinion along with a load of other z-listers

Joey didn't know what thyme was the other day and all of sudden he's cooking like this, I wonder who taught him.

I'd say that would be great Halsall, ds1 girlfriend would love to see it.

Sorry, how much actual skill was involved in putting those prawns in a pan with a shit-ton of garlic, oil and (apparently not quite enough) chilli?

Put it over Greg's head!!

Oh Potter you poor thing, that can be so painful

X-post with shirley re the prawns.

@ellenanora5 it ISSSSSSS
I miss food!!
I like soup but...

Now to Oti?!?

@Halsall the rest of them better be more impressive or I’ll be really grumpy!

God this lot are shite

Greg thought the lamb was cooked well?? Were we looking at the same thing like?!?