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Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

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Halsall · 11/08/2019 11:57

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended Grin

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ShirleyPhallus · 06/09/2019 21:22

Razor gets an extra point for not pronouncing chorizo as choriTTHHHOOOooo

PotterHead1985 · 06/09/2019 21:23

THREE chips. Scabby bastard!

Discerning · 06/09/2019 21:23

not thrice cooked chips but 3 (three) chips? WTF?

ellenanora5 · 06/09/2019 21:23

Three chips Shock come on!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 06/09/2019 21:23

But it IS choreetho, @ShirleyPhallus!

Worgust · 06/09/2019 21:24

Man I could eat that steak and three chips right now.

ellenanora5 · 06/09/2019 21:24

Lol we're all disgusted with the chips Grin

ellenanora5 · 06/09/2019 21:25

He deserves a wallop if he did MyImaginary

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 06/09/2019 21:25

The cheesecake was indeed a leeoow bi' andawewmin', Jonty.

ShirleyPhallus · 06/09/2019 21:25

@Myimaginarycathasfleas I have patience from proper chefs or Spanish speakers but not wazzocky wannabe cheffy wangs

PotterHead1985 · 06/09/2019 21:25

That doesn't mean they like eating it Zandra!!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 06/09/2019 21:26

Fair enough Shirl...

PotterHead1985 · 06/09/2019 21:26

Knew it

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Halsall · 06/09/2019 21:26

Ellen called it!

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Judashascomeintosomemoney · 06/09/2019 21:28

Ewww, pretty sure he said they were double dipped chips, I hope he meant double cooked.

ShirleyPhallus · 06/09/2019 21:28

Well that was 30 minutes of my life I’ll never get back

I really miss the Professionals version of this

RomaineCalm · 06/09/2019 21:29

Until next week. Fingers crossed for something a little more inspiring.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 06/09/2019 21:29

Looking forward to the next bunch. Dom and Steph ran a posh B&B so he should be able to knock up a decent breakfast.

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Halsall · 06/09/2019 21:29

It's always so dull, the Friday one.

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ellenanora5 · 06/09/2019 21:29

Ok I was right, I want my prize Grin

Have a lovely weekend everyone

Hope fourqs and grouchy are ok

Catch you all next time or might see some of you on the SCD thread tomorrow, yikes!! Can't wait for it

AlexaAmbidextra · 06/09/2019 21:30

Razor seems much more likeable than he did on Can’t Pay, Won’t Pay. I’m surprised he can cook actually.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 06/09/2019 21:30

Quite glad it WAS only 30 mins...

See you Glitterbabes tomorrow for Strictly...

ShirleyPhallus · 06/09/2019 21:30

@ellenanora5 Strictly starts TOMORROW?! Omg!!! I’ll be there!

PotterHead1985 · 06/09/2019 21:30

Love professional MasterChef

PotterHead1985 · 06/09/2019 21:31

Ooh strictly. Anyone a link to the thread

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