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Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

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Halsall · 11/08/2019 11:57

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended Grin

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Halsall · 04/09/2019 20:47

Greggggggggg's been on a diet, hasn't he? Watch him get more rotund as the series progresses.....

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Wolfcub · 04/09/2019 20:47

I think RaZor is the only one who can cook

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 04/09/2019 20:48

Otis needs to do a twirl and give them a flash of her awesome legs. They'd be chasing her for her chicken then.

ShirleyPhallus · 04/09/2019 20:49

“What’s your approach to serving the meatballs?”
“Well, we’re gonna make them bloody enormous and serve two on a portion. We call this A La Bollocks style”

GrouchyKiwi · 04/09/2019 20:49

You can ask for a sauce, John. That looked dry.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 04/09/2019 20:49

You know which queue I'd join? The shortest.

Discerning · 04/09/2019 20:49

makes you wonder what they eat at home doesn't it?

ellenanora5 · 04/09/2019 20:50

Grin MyImaginary, it probably is by now

Worgust · 04/09/2019 20:51

'Joey's done it!'

He emptied a tub of curry paste, he didn't toast his own spices.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 04/09/2019 20:51

Chewmeric, Torode?

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Halsall · 04/09/2019 20:51

myimaginary that's what I thought too! That she was going to whip off her glasses and that dowdy jumper and start samba-ing round the queue Grin

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ellenanora5 · 04/09/2019 20:51

A la bollocks style Grin brilliant

GrouchyKiwi · 04/09/2019 20:52

If there is carrot in those apples they might end up with them lobbed right back in their direction. I would.

Wolfcub · 04/09/2019 20:52

Joey is no less annoying tonight and I’ve only been watching ten mins

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Halsall · 04/09/2019 20:53

Please tell me there isn't really A CARROT in those apples?????

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Halsall · 04/09/2019 20:54

Oh phew. Apricots. Smile

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 04/09/2019 20:54

Love bread and butter pudding, there is no finer pud.

GrouchyKiwi · 04/09/2019 20:54

Zandra was threatening it but I think someone must have had a word.

ShirleyPhallus · 04/09/2019 20:55

I feel pretty sorry for the chef who basically did all the work and now joey Essex is getting all the credit

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 04/09/2019 20:56

Zandra looks like Grayson Perry's nan.

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2019 20:57

@ShirleyPhallus he really did!

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2019 20:58

Sooo based on today who is getting dumped in the next ep?

GrouchyKiwi · 04/09/2019 20:58

Zandra's hair/wig cut is good.

Some of the food on Friday looks like it will be edible. I am not sure I will be able to join you all as I'm babysitting for a friend.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 04/09/2019 20:58

When's the next thrilling instalment? I missed the trailer.

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2019 21:02

Friday 9