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Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

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Halsall · 11/08/2019 11:57

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended Grin

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goose1964 · 04/09/2019 20:33

DS1 said he reckoned that the chimpanzees would do a better job than Joey Essex. Also that Joey makes him feel stupid by proxy.

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2019 20:33

That was to @Halsall btw

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Halsall · 04/09/2019 20:34

Chef's opinion of young Joey was pretty obvious there - helpless laughter.

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ellenanora5 · 04/09/2019 20:35

How can Greg say Neil and Joey communicated well when John said the complete opposite, feck sake.

Oh we're off to the zoo now, jesus what did the zoo do to deserve this.

Sorry I'm behind but I'll catch up

Discerning · 04/09/2019 20:35

excited about cous cous?

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Halsall · 04/09/2019 20:35

Potter GrinGrin

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ellenanora5 · 04/09/2019 20:35

Oh fuck sake the cap is back

GrouchyKiwi · 04/09/2019 20:35

I haven't been able to eat couscous since my first pregnancy. Z&O's version isn't doing anything to fix that.

Wolfcub · 04/09/2019 20:37

Late to the party tonight

Worgust · 04/09/2019 20:40

Stuffed apples...

The 1940's called, they want their afters back.

GrouchyKiwi · 04/09/2019 20:40

Chef is doing all Joey's work for him.

unique1986 · 04/09/2019 20:40

I'm sure they get lots of help.

ellenanora5 · 04/09/2019 20:41

Oh dear god they are all bloody useless

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2019 20:41

2 things. Pls tell me she didn't stuff them with carrots and what is the lads dessert? Had to go out for a fag. No smoking indoors!

ShirleyPhallus · 04/09/2019 20:42

If Sandra spent less time badly applying her eyeshadow and more time on the apples she might have made better progress

Who is she anyway?

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2019 20:42

That tortoise/turtle

Worgust · 04/09/2019 20:43

I'm sure those zookeepers will be knackered, after a hard morning tortoise rubbing Confused

GrouchyKiwi · 04/09/2019 20:44

Zandra is a fashion designer.

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Halsall · 04/09/2019 20:44

hard morning tortoise rubbing

Ooh er missus Grin

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ShirleyPhallus · 04/09/2019 20:45

Thanks grouchy!

Gregg wanging on about apples like he’s the witch from Snow White

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 04/09/2019 20:45

Zandra Rhodes, iconic and ancient fashion designer. Has had her hair that colour for so long I'm beginning to wonder if it's natural...😂

Discerning · 04/09/2019 20:45

why is it so turgid tonight?

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 04/09/2019 20:46

Those meatballs are huge!!

unique1986 · 04/09/2019 20:47

Free lunch at the Zoo.

ellenanora5 · 04/09/2019 20:47

My mum used to do baked apples but only because she hated cooking (still does) and you just flung them in the oven and hoped for the best, they weren't great to be honest