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Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

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Halsall · 11/08/2019 11:57

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended Grin

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ellenanora5 · 04/09/2019 20:24

Ooh I'm nicking that Grouchy sounds gorgeous Grin

Half a pint of wine yikes

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Halsall · 04/09/2019 20:25

OMG. Feeding time at the zoo. Literally.

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 04/09/2019 20:25

Bollox, missed the beginning what with Westminster shenanigans. I'll catch up later. It's not that thrilling so far is it?

Discerning · 04/09/2019 20:25

parallels drawn between Gregg and the animals are mandatory

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2019 20:25

It's thrilling now. The zooooooo

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Halsall · 04/09/2019 20:26

(How long before they use that line, btw?)

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Discerning · 04/09/2019 20:26

Myimag - it is crap

Elderflower14 · 04/09/2019 20:27

He looks a right dick in that cap! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Halsall · 04/09/2019 20:27

Ingredients for custard prominently on display I see.....

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GrouchyKiwi · 04/09/2019 20:27

Those poor workers don't deserve this.

PotterHead Grin

ellen Enjoy it!

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2019 20:27

They really don't. I wouldn't feed it to the animals!

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2019 20:28

Greg said it!!

GrouchyKiwi · 04/09/2019 20:28

Shock Did Zandra just say she could do stuffed apples if there were carrots?! VOM.

Halsall Didn't take them long!

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Halsall · 04/09/2019 20:28

THIS REALLY IS FEEDING TIME AT THE ZOO

Fuck offfff Gregggggggg

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PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2019 20:28

Good one Oti!!

ShirleyPhallus · 04/09/2019 20:28

Usually in master chef you get some who have a modicum of talent

These four are just out and out shite aren’t they

GrouchyKiwi · 04/09/2019 20:29

"Wallop"

FEED HIM TO THE TIGERS.

Elderflower14 · 04/09/2019 20:30

Joey is bloody dangerous with that knife!!

Worgust · 04/09/2019 20:30

Just look at the way he chops mushrooms FFS

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2019 20:30

Poor mushrooms

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Halsall · 04/09/2019 20:31

Yes, agree, they really are all shite, Shirley

Where's the talent? Does this mean the next batch will be super-skilled, I wonder? Confused

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GrouchyKiwi · 04/09/2019 20:32

How is Oti's skin so perfect?

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2019 20:32

Fingers crossed. I hate shouting at the telly (I don't really!!) I miss my cheffy days. I am regulated to my home now with my illness and elderly mother to care for. I live vicariously through that and these programmes

jay55 · 04/09/2019 20:32

So the chaps get told two of their dishes, but the women are hung out to dry.

ShirleyPhallus · 04/09/2019 20:32

Roast chicken with parsley and onions, cous cous and a side salad.

Are you having a fucking laugh?! That sounds like something I’d make when drunk and using up the bin ends of my fridge