Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

I am cringing at the way they're using their knives. No wonder people on this show cut themselves all the time.

I think that the women have the tougher challenge of the 2 with techniques such as smoking and Hollandaise rather than the men with fancy eggy bread and bacon

I am agog.

where is Gregg's large watch? he was trying to make it part of his act last time

Sandra's Hollandaise!! Uck. And I love wine!! Currently drinking a loverly Pinotage!!

Agree that the women's dish is harder, so it's a good thing that John is helping Oti.

Hollondonaise Sauce
😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

yes the ladies have lucked out here.
charcoal frenzy.
Muffins on to toast? India you surprise me

Yup

I’d really enjoy it if instead of the wall between them, they had that really naff Chanel 5 game show called The Wall

Would be a lot more entertaining if they had to cook in between making shapes while anton du bek passes by them in a massive wall

Argh. I'm missing tonight. Will catch up tomorrow lunch when I work from home.

Oh god The Wall. I loved that!!! Imagine them running thru the wall with eggs!! 😱😂

yes shirley and they had to wear silver suits performing over a pool

but I think it was BBC1 around teatime on Saturdays

Someone's eggs r raw!

I've never ever heard of stuffed french toast, not sure I'd like it, anyway I call it eggy bread.

Grouchy when I've had french toast in the States it's like a desert

Am I spelling desert wrong, bet I am

Oh don't like smoked fish

bet Oti is in a choir too

I'm getting the feeling Oti really doesn't do any cooking IRL.

Thank god they keep cooking

Have any of these people been in a kitchen before do we think?

Oti said she cooks for her husband a lot. He must be a very nice man if he eats what she cooks, from the look of that.

ellen I do mine with cinnamon and sugar. YUM.

Zandra's eyes are like pissholes in the snow - to coin a phrase

He's a husband!! They will eat what's in front of them and like it or starve (sorry men!!)

You can't say that, Potterhead! My DH always tells me my food is delicious. Now I'm going to think he's lying all the time.

@GrouchyKiwi nooo not you. I'm sure your food is lovely 😊

The poor animals and their keepers!!