Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

four Good stuff you! I joined a choir a couple of weeks ago too. I'm an alto, though, but sometimes have to stop myself from singing along with the tenors as I prefer lower notes.

Tonight 8pm, yes? I have been watching Aussie MasterChef to keep me happy.

Yes, @ellenanora5. He does the odd gig not a million miles away from where I am now, mainly because the venue is owned by another TOWIE expat. All his work seems to be reality based shows or doing the occasional singing turn at a friend's party or club. Gemma at least has her own shop and clothing business.

Evening.
Isn't Zandra tiny compared to the other three.

all of a sudden i don't know if I can be bothered to watch this

Evening all!

Am here but massively distracted by what's happening in Parliament.

Hopefully a dose of MC will see me right.

Oh god, it's THE WALL

I’m signing in!! I’ve been absent for so long but please forgive me!

I promise to make few smutty Gregg puns if you let me back in!

@Halsall I was flicking back and forth too!

I quite like the sound of John's stuffed toast.

Thanks MyImaginary, he seems a bit lazy alright.

Evening Halsall and everyone, I'm recording and watching because I'll have to keep stopping.

I'd completely forgotten the wall.

Shirley We'll hold you to that promise. You'll be turned into a scotch egg if you renege.

I am not impressed by John's French toast pocket. French toast should be SWEET.

what's the big deal about eggy bread? and bacon? is this the brownie cooking badge?

Evening all

The crab pocket thing sounds rank to me- soggy spinach and crab, no cheese? He's having a laff.

@Discerning eggy bread rocks. Although in fairness I have only had it in an English breakfast (shush don't tell my Irish people!!)

(a) missed the point of the wall
(b) why is Gregg pulling those dreadful faces?

BAYN Marie????????

Shirley you won't be allowed back without some smutty Gregggg puns

Wood chip smoker? Shouldn’t we be letting a klaxon off for unnecessarily wanky gadgets?

@Discerning it's Greg!!!

Discerning, I don't think I've had eggy bread since Brownie camp.

That hollandaise is a funny colour.

@ShirleyPhallus I want a wood smoker to add to my gadgets!!

(In my defence I was training to be a chef before I got sick!!)

you won't be allowed back without some smutty Gregggg puns

I’m surprised no one went with the obvious cheap joke about the pairs challenge. “Oooh, lovely pair!” Says Gregg.

I'm actually feeling some sympathy for Mr Razor here. And that says a lot.

I actually hate Joey

Don't fancy Joeys dish... Shell 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

@Halsall snap. Just shouted at the telly "you put the naan in the tandoor you twat! Just wallop the thing!"

The women's dish is so much harder.