Love Island Thread 6 - Maura’s nether report, wet with a chance of popsicles

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Elma should be given a part in the Gavin and Stacey Christmas Special

Oh dear looks like Maura will get pied again which would be a shame and really sap her confidence. She's by far the best thing on the show.

Pretty sure both Anton and Curtis are gay/bi. half gf indeed could you be any more gay? And I'm sure Curtis has worked out a schedule ie by week 2 talk about moving the relationship on etc

It's odd though how some of the best looking people in there are unable to couple up.

Anton is a very good looking man, even if he's not my or your type, but other than Elma no one is interested. And he's clearly not into Elma, yet only Elma can't see that, everyone else can.

Same with Maura. She's clearly very attractive but no one is interested, likely also due to behaviour.

Same as Danny. He's attractive. Only Yewande is interested but he clearly isn't interested back and is just going with it.

Tommy I feel sorry for. He is clearly really falling for molly but I don't think she feels anywhere near the same back.

Joe and lucie are over. She's just looking for the escape hatch and will likely find it tonight when he's booted out.

Michael and amber I do suspect like each other and that's the only genuine couple.

Curtis will end it with Amy either as soon as thr cameras go or when her behaviour becomes too damaging even for him to take. She is not coming across as a nice person and I suspect he's fairly decent.

The girls don't like Anton because he waxes everything.
Plus he is likely gay.

You just couldn't date a man with no hair on his legs.
The girls were laughing they have hairier legs than him and would have to shave more.

And I'm sure Curtis has worked out a schedule ie by week 2 talk about moving the relationship on etc

YES! This was exactly my thought when he started 'telling the guys'. Whatever happened to 'a gentleman never tells' is obviously not important as long as the general public know the relationship is progressing and is so sincere. What a load of bollox. Does anyone genuinely this 'relationship'..?? !!!

Interesting reading comments here. My Gaydar went off as soon as I saw Anton and slightly rumbled for Curtis too. So glad the boys can see how badly behaved some of the girls are - horribly bitchy. Don’t blame Lucie for staying away. Maura is hysterical and unnerving in equal measures.

I think they all get made to have those those cringy girly/guy chats when they more than kiss their 'partner'.
Just part of the show.

But yeah Curtis is just strange.

I absolutely love Maura, she cracks me up, TV gold.

It's odd though how some of the best looking people in there are unable to couple up.

Attraction isn't purely about looks though is it? I used to work with a guy who on the outside was very good looking, would pass as a Calvin Klein model, however he was so arrogant and obnoxious he was actually a very ugly person. I couldn't stand him. Not saying anyone is extreme as that on LI but being able to couple up isn't just about looks.

Curtis brother is definitely the hotter one, but if I got anywhere near him I'd just come over all Maura, but worse as I'm old enough to be his Mum.
Still would though

The producers must be thrilled to bits they found Maura. TV gold is right!!! She is hilarious.

Am I imaging things it was there a Love Island proposal in either series 1 or 2? With the guy then going on to join TOWIE (and showing himself up to be a thuggish player)

Or*

The word 'connection' is starting to grate on me. It just makes me think of LinkedIn.

And all this conspicuous interrupting to 'go for a chat'. Takes more than that to get me out of a chair. Which is probably why I don't have quite the bikini body needed for the show.

I am another whose Gaydar went bleeping mad when I saw Curtis. He's very 'showbiz' in his expressions, isn't he?
I tend to switch off when Anton appears and hadn't picked up in the leg shaving thing.

When Curtis was telling the guys about his bedtime with Amy, my. Recurring thought was "who are you trying to kid"?

@IHaveBrilloHair I've seen him in the flesh and I can confirm he makes one come over all unnecessary.

I am inclined to agree re Curtis, though I think ballroom dancing does rather preclude being a proper geezer, so the jury is out for now.

See I think Anton is good looking. But he isnt sexy at all.

I used to work with a man who objectively was a good looking man. Really nice guy But no one had a crush or anything on him. There was just something about him, that made him 'friend zoned' women immediately.

Anton reminds me of him.

I dont usually subscribe to the 'he doesnt fancy anyone so he must be gay'.

But I have wondered about Anton. It's like he knows what to do, but his heart isnt in it. He flatters the girl he wants to couple with, tries to take care of the girls, brings then drinks etc talks to them about how they are etc. He is doing what a good man does, but just cant see him really like anyone.

I am also pretty sure, that in the first episode where they are paring up. Anton asked if he could step forward for one if the guys.

Now this could have been a joke, obviously. But I did wonder if he was trying to make clear he was bi.

Curtis is showbiz though, he was already in a popular TV show and is a ballroom dancer.

I just remembered I knew someone who was a ballroom dancing teacher. He was a really nice guy. like man and women but married a woman in the end. Curtis though has a game plan and schedule And a timeline.... is there a formula to win? Choosing a pleasant partner must be one criteria surely. Although last year I was rooting for Laura and her partner was irrelevant tbh. Any is so unlikeable though I’d never vote for them as a couple!

*The producers must be thrilled to bits they found Maura. TV gold is right!!! She is hilarious.

Shame they couldn't find 10 others with a good/crazy spark of personality!

Anton's only proper kiss has been with Tommy.
He was pretty excited.

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