Love Island Thread 6 - Maura’s nether report, wet with a chance of popsicles

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Fill up the other one first!

And now the boys, because no one asked.

Joe: desperate to make a go of it with Lucie. She finds him as about as alluring as a loo brush, but he was useful when Tommy went chasing MM and she needed to compete with Amy. He's toast tomorrow.

Anton: I hope he finds what he's looking for. He won't find it in a pair of bikini bottoms, I fear. Sweet guy though.

Danny: the Rich Tea biscuit of men.

Curtis: his agent already has the manuscript of his self-help book for the Millennial generation. Invaluable guidance on how to construct a veneer of wisdom while adding absolutely no value in any situation. Envies his shorter, more talented brother; this is evident in how often he references the fact he's a 'big guy'.

Jordan: seems very pleased with himself for someone who took a photo of Sideshow Bob to the hairdresser.

Tom: looks like a simulation of the lovechild Curtis and Joe would have should science allow.

Michael: so sexy I intend to build a time machine, go back a few months and start a fire in Liverpool, in the hope that he might attend.

I think Amy first showed her true colours when MM came in and picked Curtis. She immediately got bitchy. I thought then - she is not what she at first seems.

Actually yes, I'd forgotten Balcony-gate. Ok, they're all bitches 😄

@Amibeingnaive 😂 I mostly agree but have a soft spot for Curtis, (and think Amy is getting a hard time). I do think there might be a dark side to Curtis - would like to see how he reacts when really pissed off

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that Curtis is getting less camp as the show goes on?

And yes Amy's behaviour when molly picked Curtis was a red flag of what was to come.

Tom: looks like a simulation of the lovechild Curtis and Joe would have should science allow

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That was all staged last night.
I think MM keeps laughing before talking/kissing Tommy was cos they had obv taken ages to shoot the scene and he's useless.

Lucie is so bad at the staged stuff. Perhaps why she struggles.
She would have been better suited to Big Brother last year. Well if it was decent.

Think we can all agree the daytime stuff is rubbish. Well and last night most of the evening stuff.

Molly Mae came across really well last night I thought. She's handled the Maura thing with a lot of dignity.

Why has no one told Amy that Curtis messaged Maura on Instagram! If that was the girls it would have been gossip straight away, just shows you that the men don't gossip as much!

Amibeingnaive

I love Maura. The lack of self-awareness is hilarious. If Tom was chocolate he'd eat himself. Good that Joe will go. If Sherif's response to his removal is anything to go by he will be just fine.

Yes, whoever said it, Elma's fillers are really horrible. A definite warning to anyone considering it.

Love Michael. And his gigs.

I still believe the root of Amy's dislike of Lucie goes way back to the beginning when she was coupled with Anton but he made overtures to Lucie. Told all the boys she was the most beautiful in the villa.

Then Amy swiftly switched to Curtis and everything was fine apparently.

Jealously: a tale as old as time.

It's from the side the lip filler looks especially awful I think - makes them look so artificial and blow up doll like. Also like they are dribbling almost.

@Amibeingnaive

Michael: so sexy I intend to build a time machine, go back a few months and start a fire in Liverpool, in the hope that he might attend.

I find Maura hilarious, I really like her.

Make sure you're clutching a dog Amibeingnaive - just to make it perfect.

I’m beginning to really like anton but I don’t think he’s going to find what he’s looking for on this show.

I’m from the same town as him and there’s a few males now claiming to have had flings with him. Think he’s one confused guy!

HollySniffs probably right - and Lucie came straight over to tell her which was a very upfront and honest thing to do but will have really riled someone like Amy - like 'who do you think you are' . It's like she is determined to prove she is better now.

Voted Lucie and Anton.
Hurry up 9pm!

Amber definitely fancies Jordan

Elma is such a bore. She never looks at people when they are speaking and has that awful Essex pitter patter way of speaking which strangles all vowels and consonants into a droning noise...

Someone needs to teach her how to blend her make up, those white stripes of concealer under the eye could be seen from space.

Maura is hilariously funny, especially in the diary room or whatever that place is called. She absolutely knows how unreasonable she is being but it is all great craic!

I like Lucie. I hate that passive aggressive pack mentality so many girls seem to have, bitchiness and bullying personified, all under the guise of being "girls girls" 🙄

I hope Elma goes, plus Joe.

Whenever a guy says they like Elma, she gives them the same "aww fanks" but with no emotion...

I want Elma to stay so the Tom and Maura drama continues 😂 she will go though as well as Joe. I just can't see Anton finding someone in there who doesn't just see him as a safe bet.