The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

1. Malta
2. Albania
3. Czech Republic
4. Germany
5. Russia
6. Denmark
7. San Marino
8. North Macedonia
9. Sweden

10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

Is his bow tie going to start twirling and light up?

It's David Blaine

His eyes are far too close together

I’m already annoyed by that bow tie

He’s got a nice voice. But we’re not going to Israel again in 2020.

It’s David Blain. He’s going to do a live telepathy trick to make us all give him 12 points.

It's Howard from big bang!

That bow tie thingy is as weird as anything.

Or Arg.

They don't want Eurovision next year too...

Ross Geller meets David O'Doherty

@FauxFox - you're so right!

WHAT is that bowtie?

Why do they sing in English?

Hope Madonna leaves her cloak at home.

Like this. Love how he is just savouring the moment and soaking up the atmosphere

Awful😕

Yawn!

Cross post fauxfox!

Only half way through? I need to pace myself .- already eat a box of after eights and a family bag of haribos

what Freddie mercury would have looked like had borat played him

Dull dull dull

I honestly really enjoyed Greece! It sounded great on our t.v.

His mouth is wrong.

he is truly clutching the onion
good ballad action