The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

1. Malta
2. Albania
3. Czech Republic
4. Germany
5. Russia
6. Denmark
7. San Marino
8. North Macedonia
9. Sweden

10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

This is okay, but not special enough to do well.

Before I was born

Oh
What a shame... too much finger clicking..
What's bigger???

He looks like my Auntie Rita on a night out.

He sang that really well! You've done the UK proud there young man!!!! Well done!

I think that UK has given Germany a very stiff competition for the last place

I think he'll do well

null poit.
dull
sorry even he`s a sweet lad

I get the feeling we have a small budget

He's doing us proud...go on Son!

Wobbly start... but did well for the rest of it!

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Right lad, we've found your perfect Eurovision outfit.

Maternity leggings.

Key change clap combo prob not enough to save us. But he's doing well.

As I say to my boy, did you enjoy it and did you try your best. That’s all you can do

Well we are F.....!

The staging is awful

I like ours. Better than lots of the competition, but not so fantastic that we all feel crushed when we inevitably lose again.

Well I like ours. And I don't often say that.

Hartlepool is sandwiched between Norway and Iceland? Never knew!!

No, don't think so, Germany will be last

CHEESEY

Thank you europe

cringe

It's Shite!!

The U.K. didn’t spend much money on the staging, did it?

Aww it’s ok, I just see Craig from Corrie. Think the songs are quite good tonight too, we don’t have a hope in hell.