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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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dillite · 18/05/2019 21:10

I think only bats heard that last note

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 21:10

She reminds me of Aja.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 18/05/2019 21:10

Lipa*

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 21:10

Is it my TV or is the sound really off tonight ? Lots of tuning issues so far.

SisterFarAway · 18/05/2019 21:10

Did they try to do a Scarlet O'Hara for the greek outfit and have sewn together a few curtains?

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/05/2019 21:10

Just a single jazz hand - sophisticated.

Isitrainingihadntnoticed · 18/05/2019 21:10

I like greeces song!

Jellykat · 18/05/2019 21:11

Gawd they really are chucking everything in to this one

MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 21:11

Swords, possessed girls in nightdresses and a moon cup. Excellent.

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 21:11

It was very .... erm. Busy

Piggywaspushed · 18/05/2019 21:11

The backing singers seem to be singing 'when will it stop?'

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 21:11

Yes Graham you have been in the EuroBubble too long...

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Redcrayons · 18/05/2019 21:11

Greece - I quite liked that even though the high notes were shocking.

dillite · 18/05/2019 21:12

The bodice on her dress makes her boobies look very sad and low

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 21:12

Israel up next...and we're in to the second half of the show....Bravo!

FauxFox · 18/05/2019 21:12

Oooh this guy is giving it all the Blue Steel!

FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 21:13

Madonna is the same age as me. I hope she is half as dignified. Ahem...

EskeewdBeef · 18/05/2019 21:13

Oh, he's a cheeky one.

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/05/2019 21:13

ooh, a creepy singing hand puppet!

FauxFox · 18/05/2019 21:13

Borat!

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 21:13

A metalic dicky bow - how modern.

dillite · 18/05/2019 21:13

Errrmmm.... no. He's creepy.

BuggaLugga · 18/05/2019 21:13

It's Borat!

MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 21:13

He's looking pleased with himself already.

pearldeodorant · 18/05/2019 21:13

Does he remind anyone of chandlers roommate Eddy from Friends?

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