The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

1. Malta
2. Albania
3. Czech Republic
4. Germany
5. Russia
6. Denmark
7. San Marino
8. North Macedonia
9. Sweden

10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

Home crowd love him. It's a bit musical theatre for me but he can sing.

Loueytb3

Watching in Spain. Definitely not the same without Tel or Graeme

Yes @pearldeodorant he really does! I have a meme based on that that the MN app is refusing to let me upload

Borat borrowed Freddie's teeth.

omg its eddie from friends.

what Freddie mercury would have looked like had borat played himhahaha yes!!

It's very X Factor winners song.

@SneakyGremlins - PMSL - you should tweet that to @phlaimeax

Yes we know you are someone. We have ascertained it is David Blaine.

Almost like Israel's

RedToothBrush they don’t want to repeat what happened to Ireland when they kept on winning

Loved that.

Awwww emosh

Excellent accessorising. You can't have too many chains.

Don’t cry. Don’t cry Man!

Sensibly this guy ignored the all white clothes memo, because he knows the camera adds 10lbs.

Yawn ....Israel

its plastic!

Eurgh
How cringe worthy

Only half way through? I need to pace myself .- already eat a box of after eights and a family bag of haribos

I'm on my third gin and am nearly out of snacks.

Get a grip !

Really?actual tears?!!

I liked Greece - even the dress!