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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 21:09

This is like a dress from a bad episode of "Don't tell the bride"

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 21:09

This woman is singing through her nose.

Buggeritimgettingup · 18/05/2019 21:09

Ooh can't beat a big ball

dillite · 18/05/2019 21:09

That's a very intense voice

MOB247 · 18/05/2019 21:09

Greece is awful! What is she wearing???

Puzzledandpissedoff · 18/05/2019 21:09

Why is Greece in a Polly Pocket boudoir?

MissMary0fSweden · 18/05/2019 21:09

Stood in front of a giant tit.

pvcknickers · 18/05/2019 21:09

that was dull.

oh here we go

FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 21:09

anne her nose is objecting

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 21:09

I was watching BBC Breakfast this morning and they had Dr Eurovision on. He mentioned that you could release a song in your country after September 1st in a given year and it could become a Eurovision entry for the following year...I didn't realise that...

Whisky2014 · 18/05/2019 21:09

A mix of Katy Perry and Florence. I like this

SinisterBumFacedCat · 18/05/2019 21:09

Singing through her nose

TheAssemblywomen · 18/05/2019 21:09

Poundland Adele with a giant cake...

sonjadog · 18/05/2019 21:09

What's with the big ball? And the sword fighters?

NorthernRunner · 18/05/2019 21:10

Reminds me of Jessie J

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 21:10

"You need to get better, love"

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RedForShort · 18/05/2019 21:10

A simple 'no' to this one. Sorry Greece. Still like feta though.

Gooseysgirl · 18/05/2019 21:10

Jesus this is woeful

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 21:10

Only good thing with this are the outfits

MrsMoastyToasty · 18/05/2019 21:10

Quote of the evening from DH (we're a few minutes behind as we had to pause the telly for a loo break)......"Why is she wearing a chandelier around her clunge?"

pvcknickers · 18/05/2019 21:10

snow angels

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 21:10

The backing singers are cleaning the floor

FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 21:10

MY EARS!

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 18/05/2019 21:10

Dua Lip with sinusitis.

SirNilsOlav · 18/05/2019 21:10

I like Katerine's voice but the song is meh.

Of course next will be Israel showing they really don't want to win again and have to find four more awkward presenters 😂 (don't worry Popcorn, I am an Israeli making fun of my own country)