The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

1. Malta
2. Albania
3. Czech Republic
4. Germany
5. Russia
6. Denmark
7. San Marino
8. North Macedonia
9. Sweden

10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

He sounds in pain... in a finger trapped in the door way not an emotional way...

Her vocals were so much better than they were in the semi But...they were shit!

Not Chris Martin in looks you understand but due to intense sitting at a piano.

@dillite

This is booooooooringggggg

meatfartalert it was the Brits a few years ago.

Not keen on Netherlands but can see why it’s a contender

That was dull. Sweden best so far for me tonight.

Colgate ad

Shut up predicting Graham 😡

It was the Brits that Madonna fell

meat that was the Brits

Greece is up singing the thirteenth song of the night...
God it's dragging a bit....but hopefully it will pick up for the second half of the countries!

Funny how this never happens in my library on a Tuesday at 11:30AM.

I think my dog likes this one

Probably coz only some of the notes he can hear.

YES! Telly Savalas!

Florence and The Machine? Fuck off.

Jane

Amy whitehouse

thats The cup of a mooncup, isn’t?

Did Mr Netherlands and Ms Greece get their voices mixed up in the dressing room?

That was the Brit's meat and it was fecking hilarious!!!!

David Sneddon of Fame Academy.

He annoyed me then. He annoys me now.

She is far too nasally.

She looks like a character from GOT

I've often thought that music world needs a Jess Glynn/ Mr Bean combo.

Sounds like she’s got a cold