The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

1. Malta
2. Albania
3. Czech Republic
4. Germany
5. Russia
6. Denmark
7. San Marino
8. North Macedonia
9. Sweden

10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

I can't believe this is a favourite. It's dire.

This is TERRIBLE.

If this doesn't win I'll be upset.

He keeps looking at us like the audience is in a great big police ID parade line-up.

so boring!!!

Ooh very intense eye to camera work

Dullsville.

Don't like this at all

He’s nice.

I'm failing at pacing my alcohol intake...

I wouldn't keep Mr Netherlands away from my Netherlands. Just saying.

Coldplay.

It's OK. Not great

was it eurovision when madonna was trapped n tripped by a cape?

Shit song, but I do love me a Dutch bloke.

Why is this song the Chosen One?? Zzzzzzzzzzzx... Snore fest.

This is a bit serious after Twinkle pants.

I'm not keen on the power ballads, so meh from me

If this doesn't win I'll be upset.

If it wins I'll be upset.

One of us will be upset...

Boring...zzzz

If this one was made of sugar he'd eat himself

I think my dog likes this one

Having a Eurovision inspired supper this evening
Moscow Mule -Russia
Starter Tapas - Spain
Main Pasta- Italy
Pudding Roulade - France
Also having Australian wine

meat no it was the brits

"Favourite" because someone thought it the least awful? And there's LOTS of competition for that ...