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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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Jellykat · 18/05/2019 21:01

Fanny tassels!

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 21:01

Costume change!!!!

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 21:02

I loooooooove this one

Ffsnosexallowed · 18/05/2019 21:02

It's very drag race.

CatherineOfAragonsPrayerBook · 18/05/2019 21:02

She looks like a chandelier!Grin

LittleMissNaice · 18/05/2019 21:03

That's really not an "early in the morning, early in the morning" outfit

dillite · 18/05/2019 21:03

Jane that's just.... wow. I feel dirty.

meatfartalert · 18/05/2019 21:03

shes definatley all in tonight....a cross between madonna, debbie harry. nice song.

i bet she squeaks when she sits!

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 18/05/2019 21:03

The hills are alive...

Piggywaspushed · 18/05/2019 21:03

Dance routine was rather Chezza.

MyMumDimensionJumps · 18/05/2019 21:03

Just turned over and thought I'd tuned in to babestation when it's the Cyprus entry.

TheAssemblywomen · 18/05/2019 21:03

Poor man's Sia..

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 21:03

Her vocals were so much better than they were in the semi.

ilovesooty · 18/05/2019 21:04

Come on Dunc

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 21:04

@Ffsnosexallowed I said she looked a bit like Farrah Moan Grin

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 18/05/2019 21:04

Lass must be sweating buckets under all that PVC.

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 21:04

Imnotamagician reckon she forgot her actual outfit and had use Madonna’s backup outfit

WhatchaMaCalllit · 18/05/2019 21:04

PMSL at fanny tassles! I'm definitely changing my MN name to that!

JaneJeffer · 18/05/2019 21:04

dillite if anyone ever deserved to be told get a room it was those two

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 21:04

snores

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ilovesooty · 18/05/2019 21:04

Sorry. Go Netherlands!!!!

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 21:05

I’m still not sure why this is such a hot favourite.

RedForShort · 18/05/2019 21:05

Like Chris whatisit from Coldplay

Mylifeisboring · 18/05/2019 21:05

I like the Netherlands one

MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 21:05

Late to the party, arrived in time to toast Sir Terry. This ones dreary...