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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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greenelephantscarf · 18/05/2019 20:41

children's song from sesame street
how is graham doing tonight?

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 20:41

Drunk uncle karaoke.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 18/05/2019 20:41

It's very Lily Allen and I was never a fan.

OrdinarySnowflake · 18/05/2019 20:41

Denmark's one was a bit "John Lewis Christmas Ad"

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 20:41

The year of the white suit

YahBasic · 18/05/2019 20:41

Omg I actually think this guy was the DJ at my wedding.

YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 18/05/2019 20:41

He needs a lozenge

SinisterBumFacedCat · 18/05/2019 20:41

Say Na na na

Ffsnosexallowed · 18/05/2019 20:41

Omg.

dillite · 18/05/2019 20:41

San Marino, come and get your drunk uncle, he's had too much yet again

TheAssemblywomen · 18/05/2019 20:41

Right said Fred!

Buggeritimgettingup · 18/05/2019 20:42

What the actual fook?

RedForShort · 18/05/2019 20:42

"I'm too sexy for my shirt"

Piggywaspushed · 18/05/2019 20:42

nul pointer??

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 20:42

SAy NA NA NA!!!

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Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 18/05/2019 20:42

OH my god san MARino make it stop!!

Mylifeisboring · 18/05/2019 20:42

SAN Marino - oh dear- na na na

Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 20:42

Hmm more no no no than na na na

PerspicaciaTick · 18/05/2019 20:42

Has he lost his voice or is it always bloke this?

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 20:42

Creepy but will get the Na Na Na vote

iloveredwine · 18/05/2019 20:42

omg that is awful!!!!

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 20:42

I think this is VERY Eurovision Grin

FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 20:42

This is splendidly bonkers. Only on Eurovision!

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 18/05/2019 20:42

Hahaha!!

greenelephantscarf · 18/05/2019 20:42

wimbledon meets karaoke

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