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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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TheAssemblywomen · 18/05/2019 20:39

A bit twee...

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 20:39

Her eyes are dead and don't match the song.

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 20:39

Oh christ

Whisky2014 · 18/05/2019 20:39

This is a poor man's Lilly Allen

YahBasic · 18/05/2019 20:39

Is she reading off an autocue?!

WhatchaMaCalllit · 18/05/2019 20:39

Grin @FuzzyPuffling
I hear what you're saying

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 20:39

Oh going for the French votes.

YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 18/05/2019 20:40

Health and safety has gone out the window with men climbing up ladders backwards!

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 18/05/2019 20:40

Very Lilly Alan. Not sure about the look going on!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 20:40

Graham's right, she HATES being up on that platform. The BBC would never let that happen, there'd be harnesses and a safety net.

Raahh · 18/05/2019 20:40

'eyes of a psychopath'

Grin
SisterFarAway · 18/05/2019 20:40

This sounds like Lemon Tree (I couldn't quite work out what song it sounded like in the semi finals).

Totally outing, but the band who did Lemon Tree are from my hometown

Quite like the Danish entry

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 20:40

Why are they on an oversized chair?

Piggywaspushed · 18/05/2019 20:40

She is singing in French. Eh?

sonjadog · 18/05/2019 20:40

I think this one is quite forgettable, thought sweet enough. I think it will do badly.

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 20:40

AND NOW THE PARTY STARTS!

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RedForShort · 18/05/2019 20:41

Think this could be a high scorer. Weird stage stiff making me feeling like I'm in a drug induced dream.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 20:41

@Piggywaspushed agree totally on the eyes

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 18/05/2019 20:41

I'm not feeling this one.

RhubarbIsEvil · 18/05/2019 20:41

Nooooooooooooo it’s pervy drunk uncle at a wedding! Why isn’t he at Windsor Castle tonight?

ilovesooty · 18/05/2019 20:41

I think he should have stuck to dentistry.

PigletJohn · 18/05/2019 20:41

I only like songs that include a unicycling ballerina.

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 20:41

It's the guy from the Barbie girl video! Grin

GarethSouthgatesWaistcoat · 18/05/2019 20:41

Na na!

Buggeritimgettingup · 18/05/2019 20:41

It's the language of love innit piggy