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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 20:42

It’s like a cut price Rick Astley.

WhatchaMaCalllit · 18/05/2019 20:42

@AnneEyhtMeyer - and the thigh high boots...keep watching....

Gooseysgirl · 18/05/2019 20:42

Omg this is SOOOOO Eurovision 🤣

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 20:42

"Bollocks, I left the tune in the dressing room..."

RhubarbIsEvil · 18/05/2019 20:43

The singers are kept well away from him for their own safety.

SinisterBumFacedCat · 18/05/2019 20:43

We’ve been singing this in our house since Tuesday

sonjadog · 18/05/2019 20:43

I think this might be the year of the white suit.

ilovesooty · 18/05/2019 20:43

This is worse than in the semis. I didn't think that was possible.

Vagndidit · 18/05/2019 20:43

Get him a lozenge! Na na na...

SisterFarAway · 18/05/2019 20:43

Is it just me or does the guy from San Marino look like Telly Savalas?

GarethSouthgatesWaistcoat · 18/05/2019 20:43

I love this.

Imnotamagician · 18/05/2019 20:43

I was thinking exactly the same thing assemblywomen Grin

TheAssemblywomen · 18/05/2019 20:43

Say No No No!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/05/2019 20:43

He seems a lot friendlier when he's singing and uncle-dancing than when he just points his finger and says "You're fired!"

Redcrayons · 18/05/2019 20:43

San Marino - very Eurovision. He sounds like he's got laryngitis

TheCanterburyWhales · 18/05/2019 20:43

Just running in to say I am loving your commentary far more than the actual thing. Grin

qazxc · 18/05/2019 20:43

You all know you'll be humming this one for weeks.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 18/05/2019 20:43

It just sound like he sung "And I will stab you."

It's so bad, he'll get loads of points.

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 20:43

nul pointer??

NOOOOOO

douze!!!!

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RedForShort · 18/05/2019 20:43

Just like to point out I quoted that because he reminds me of Right Said Fred. I don't fancy him.

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 20:44
FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 20:44

I REALLY want this to win.

MissMary0fSweden · 18/05/2019 20:44

Eric Cantona's let himself go.

Imnotamagician · 18/05/2019 20:44

Must admit though it is rather catchy

Dumakey · 18/05/2019 20:44

I'm going crazy.... Na na na.....