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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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PerspicaciaTick · 18/05/2019 20:37

Liking Denmark. Very sweet.

WhatchaMaCalllit · 18/05/2019 20:38

This sounds like Lemon Tree (I couldn't quite work out what song it sounded like in the semi finals).

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 20:38

This could do very well.

YahBasic · 18/05/2019 20:38

I really like her voice, it’s a little Regina Spektor.

Miljah · 18/05/2019 20:38

They're BEHIND YOU!

SirNilsOlav · 18/05/2019 20:38

Denmark is better than she was in the semis I think

Imnotamagician · 18/05/2019 20:38

Oohh, like Denmark, very Lily allen

Raahh · 18/05/2019 20:38

I didn't like this plinky plonky one, but i know others did- is it the ladders one?

Sounds like something else.

TheAssemblywomen · 18/05/2019 20:38

Jean Paul Gautier

YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 18/05/2019 20:38

This is quite bad too
It’ll probably win

greenelephantscarf · 18/05/2019 20:38

pah - not enough pyrotechnic (yet)

Ffsnosexallowed · 18/05/2019 20:38

It's very la la land

JustDanceAddict · 18/05/2019 20:38

Denmark has my vote so far

Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 20:38

Ooh all singing along, it’s a popular one

FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 20:38

"And through the square window...."

Piggywaspushed · 18/05/2019 20:39

This is sweet but she has the eyes of a psychopath.

RhubarbIsEvil · 18/05/2019 20:39

Those singers are very far away.

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 20:39

Whats this advert?

Some cereal or babyfood?

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prampushingdownthehighst · 18/05/2019 20:39

This isn't too bad at all

Jellykat · 18/05/2019 20:39

A pleasant little ditty, like it..

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 20:39

I like this v quirky

ilovesooty · 18/05/2019 20:39

This is a rip off of something. I just can't put my finger on it.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/05/2019 20:39

Is this one of those painter-and-decorator slapstick sketches? Which one ends up with a bucket of wallpaper paste over their head, do we think?

Redcrayons · 18/05/2019 20:39

Denmark - I really like this one. Douze points (so far)

Buggeritimgettingup · 18/05/2019 20:39

Love this one! Nice foot tapper, not shouty