The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

1. Malta
2. Albania
3. Czech Republic
4. Germany
5. Russia
6. Denmark
7. San Marino
8. North Macedonia
9. Sweden

10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

Good voice but I'm not sure about the song.

Nice looking though.

My mates just sent me this

I joined late at number 3 (impromptu ooh visit after burning myself with dinner 🤦🏻‍♀️).

It's a bit dire so far isn't it?

He thinks it went well

He did well. Better performance than the semi.

I thought that Gaultier was dead

This is bad

I mean , it's dramatic, but that's why I like it.

And in the context of how shit Thursday's semi was, I thought it was great at the time .

In tune. The first one do far.

Don't ask JPG to speak! He is unintelligible.

@AnneEyhtMeyer my old PWB!

What language was he speaking there?

Denmark are up next

I might start buttoning the bottom button of my denim jacket now. Tres chic.

Not keen on that either, but nice looking.

It’s proper EuroTrash but I watch it every year
Graham Norton’s commentary is hilarious

Oh was that who that was. He looked familiar.

I think I quite liked Denmark's offering from the semi finals.

Hello @Redcrayons my lovely xxx

JPG???

Right gotta take this one seriously!

Oh this is Jean thingywhatsit!

Liking this!

I like this

I love the Denmark song.

Love is forever?