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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 20:32

Did someone ask for a dentist?

sonjadog · 18/05/2019 20:32

Oh, I quite liked the Russian one on Thursday

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 20:32

Toast to Terry at No 9 (this is 5)

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 20:32

Song 9 Red

RhubarbIsEvil · 18/05/2019 20:32

Song 9 red

Miljah · 18/05/2019 20:33

Russia seems rather 'epic'...

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 18/05/2019 20:33

screams for Sergey

sonjadog · 18/05/2019 20:33

At least he is looking at the audience this time and not just at himself in the mirror. Someone must have had a word.

WhatchaMaCalllit · 18/05/2019 20:33

@PopcornZoo - we're critiquing the songs and the staging and the performance.

Vagndidit · 18/05/2019 20:33

Russia has gone to Ludicrous speed...

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 20:33

I thought last time he did this Eurovision this guy is one of those men who loves himself a little too much.

Then... this...

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Piggywaspushed · 18/05/2019 20:33

He reminds me of Nick Knowles...

Raahh · 18/05/2019 20:33

Dh rang me. I was a bit behind.

Germany was awful. And I'm sad I missed The Wiggles.

I like the Russian one.

Buggeritimgettingup · 18/05/2019 20:33

Oooh nice Erm trousers Sergy

Whisky2014 · 18/05/2019 20:33

Oh I like this! Good voice

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 20:33

Mr Russia is rather dishy
Like song but it’s not a winner in my eyes

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 20:34

I like this.

FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 20:34

You cannot rhyme "LIAR" with "DRIER" and get away with it.

JustDanceAddict · 18/05/2019 20:34

Russia best so far - that’s not saying much though!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/05/2019 20:34

I've always wanted to be part of a great big human zoetrope.

Does a lady come out of one of the other cubicles if the sun starts to come out?

RhubarbIsEvil · 18/05/2019 20:34

Oh, I thought it had finished.

CharlyAngelic · 18/05/2019 20:34

Singing in the shower

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 18/05/2019 20:34

Ticks Hey weren't you here in 2016! AND fake rain off bingo card Wine

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 20:34

This is good. But not a winner. And its too early in the line up.

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dillite · 18/05/2019 20:35

He might get my vote

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