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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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TheAssemblywomen · 18/05/2019 20:30

Yuck! Crap!

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 20:30

They don’t seem to be bothering with the stage.

dillite · 18/05/2019 20:30

You know you are wearing shit trousers when they make you look like you have a gut where there's no gut

FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 20:30

It's Meghan Markle, isn't it?

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 18/05/2019 20:30

and mute.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 20:30

Bored.

Bored, bored, bored.

FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 20:30

It's Meghan Markle, isn't it?

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 20:30

dillite oh well remembered.

The blonde looks murderous

Redcrayons · 18/05/2019 20:30

Germany - I quite like this.

sonjadog · 18/05/2019 20:31

I´m not impressed with this one. I don't think it would have made the final if it had been voted on.

PopcornZoo · 18/05/2019 20:31

I know this is meant to be a fun thread, but why is it ok to take the mickey out of foreigners when you're watching the Eurovision Contest?

Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 20:31

Next....

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 18/05/2019 20:31

Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes.

dillite · 18/05/2019 20:31

Site keeps freezing for me still

SirNilsOlav · 18/05/2019 20:31

Germany should have hidden it.

Buggeritimgettingup · 18/05/2019 20:31

Erm....that was a bit shite poor old Germany!

WhatchaMaCalllit · 18/05/2019 20:31

BTW - will there be 'ad breaks' in the finals?

Redcrayons · 18/05/2019 20:31

Which song number do we toast Sir Terry?

SirNilsOlav · 18/05/2019 20:31

Germany should have hidden it.

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 20:31

It’s Mr Stuck-in-the-shower.

FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 20:32

OOh sorry, repeated comment. Blooming Mn playing up

YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 18/05/2019 20:32

Sergey is quite hot

RhubarbIsEvil · 18/05/2019 20:32

Oh, it’s shower in the mirror man.

SisterFarAway · 18/05/2019 20:32

I think there is a method behind Germany sending such rubbish acts for the last few years. They simply don't want to host again for the next few years.
I told a fellow German that Germany would be in the bottom three after hearing the song once.

Whisky2014 · 18/05/2019 20:32

@profpoopsnagle thanks :) it's from Next but I did get it 2 years ago.

The one covered in meat is this which I also love!

www.anta.co.uk/cream-thistle-serving-plate

Re. Eurovision... not a fan of any of these songs so far. Laughed at the comparison to Kirstie, was very true!