The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

1. Malta
2. Albania
3. Czech Republic
4. Germany
5. Russia
6. Denmark
7. San Marino
8. North Macedonia
9. Sweden

10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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I like this

This will be when it turns out their lead singer is a dual national and native English speaker but his bizarre English singing accent reminds me of Daphne's relatives in Frasier.

Does anyone else think these guys are like a 1975 copy??

Yes.

I think it works better if English isn't your first language.

Why is the drum kit so tiny?

It isn’t. It’s just far away.

First of the big 5 - Germany!

Germany's is HORRENDOUS.

Right down the the ! in S!sters

Fwend

Rhubarb lol

Germany's is out of Tune!

It’s just far away.

Keep thinking back to Rylan on Tuesday Did she die?

I APOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF THE WHOLE OF GERMANY

This is frightfully English. In a bad sort of way.

Have Germany ever entered a decent song?

"I tried to hold you under, but honey, you kept breathing". Nice.

Meh, I don't like this

This is pretty depressing.

I must be on a delay. Waiting for Germany.

I don’t like this AT ALL

Anne they had that Satellite song when they won

It's Meghan Markle, isn't it?

God it’s getting worse.

The blonde one looks like a secondary character in a late 90s/early 00s teen romcom. Very dated hair.

Am I the only one that when they sing "Sisters" I want to follow it up with "never were there such devoted Sisters"

I know him so well....