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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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CharlyAngelic · 18/05/2019 20:24

Hiya @JaneJeffer

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 20:25

Grin Rhubarb

I'm not a fan of shout outs to the audience at home. I wish Graham would stop it.

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 20:25

I’ll never view Kirsty Alsopp in the same light again.

hehehe

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 20:25

Fwrend of a Fwrend

God I hate you all!

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Piggywaspushed · 18/05/2019 20:25

Where did he just get that accent from? Confused!

YahBasic · 18/05/2019 20:25

What’s with the fake drums and the fake Essex geezer accent.

dillite · 18/05/2019 20:25

Why is the drum kit so tiny? to make him look like a fully grown man?

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 18/05/2019 20:25

Ermmmm!!!

RhubarbIsEvil · 18/05/2019 20:25

My nighbour
He is Wiggle Essex isn’t he? Grin

FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 20:25

The Wiggles!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 20:25

Interesting mockery accent there. Did he just say she was thirteen? 😟

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 20:25

Like the Czech Republic’s offering. Even the cheesy London accents

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 18/05/2019 20:25

THis a a quite catchy but they like they forgot to change from their rehearsal outfits.

Shelvesoutofbooks · 18/05/2019 20:25

Does anyone else think these guys are like a 1975 copy??

chickhonhoneybabe · 18/05/2019 20:25

Guys got a cockney accent! 😆

Miljah · 18/05/2019 20:25

They have ALL that CGI available, and yes, the Wiggles.

DearMrDilkington · 18/05/2019 20:26

Ooh, it’s the Wiggles.
Grin

I knew they reminded me of something but couldn't work out what...

YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 18/05/2019 20:26

Ahaha I knew they’d been a thread about it!
I would like to request XFactoresque buzzers to move through the songs a bit quicker
Ive buzzed three times already

YesThisIsMe · 18/05/2019 20:26

DH just said “Blimey, these new Wiggles lyrics are a bit fruity”

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 20:26

They need properly fitting trousers and some socks.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 18/05/2019 20:26

He's Czech. What is with the accent?

MissMary0fSweden · 18/05/2019 20:26

He looks like Joey Essex and sounds like Mike Myers doing the 'British'

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 20:26

Is anyone else reminded of Sesame Street?

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 20:26

DS (4) has been singing this all week...

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YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 18/05/2019 20:26
  • they’d be. Not been
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