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Ventricles, walnut steak and a star anise jus: food fit for a finals week nana. MASTERCHEF thread 6

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Halsall · 26/03/2019 21:54

It's the final countdown.

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Squooosh · 28/03/2019 21:51

Jilly always has her patient teacher face on when Gregg is wittering.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/03/2019 21:51

They got the posh plates out I see.
Good lass Delia.
They mark her down for no cream woukd be a travesty.
Jilly has pulled out all the stops. I'm so hoping she wins.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/03/2019 21:51

As long as it's not the butterscotch flavour dog's - that's the only decent flavour and would be wasted on his tyre tread palate.

ilovesooty · 28/03/2019 21:52

I hate deconstructed crap.

Squooosh · 28/03/2019 21:52

Oh fuck off with that crescent shaped pudding nonsense.

Halsall · 28/03/2019 21:52

Geoff's plate of kibble Hmm

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TheDogsMother · 28/03/2019 21:52

Ah deconstructed

GrouchyKiwi · 28/03/2019 21:52

I love the word Wittering. It's so perfectly descriptive.

That looks pretty good, Geoff.

Pencilmuseum · 28/03/2019 21:52

Gregg likes Ideal evaporated milk.

Wolfcub · 28/03/2019 21:52

Greg stating the bastard obvious again

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/03/2019 21:52

That's a fucking mess.

BuckingFrolics · 28/03/2019 21:52

Geoff and Greg mutual gurn there.

Squooosh · 28/03/2019 21:52

Gregg needs more wetness again Envy

MerryInthechelseahotel · 28/03/2019 21:53

MORE MOISTURE

Fattymcfaterson · 28/03/2019 21:53

Kibble Grin

whatashower · 28/03/2019 21:53

Ooooh has he blown it?

Squooosh · 28/03/2019 21:53

It does look unappealingly dry to be fair.

Hurrah!

ilovesooty · 28/03/2019 21:53

Taxi for Geoff.

fourquenelles · 28/03/2019 21:53

Greggggg needs more wet again. Aha Luv Walnuts may be out.

GrouchyKiwi · 28/03/2019 21:53

Oooh. Geoff getting some criticism. More than Irini. Maybe he will be for the shove. Please and thank you.

MerryInthechelseahotel · 28/03/2019 21:53

Definitely three girls in the final

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/03/2019 21:53

Totally agree Squooosh- does he think he's Slartibartfast or something, designing fjords and alps?

Good! Geoff is getting criticised - hope this means Les Girls are safe!

worcestersauce29 · 28/03/2019 21:53

prays lol 'took a risk' wtf

Squooosh · 28/03/2019 21:54

Yay. Jilly!

TheDogsMother · 28/03/2019 21:54

@SchadenfreudePersonified Are we of similar vintage ? I would kill Gregg before letting him have the last of the butterscotch Angel Delight

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