Real housewives of cheshire

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Anyone watching?
Esters looking better, but why is she living at dawns? Is she broke?
Tanya is a pain, I do think she is quite jealous,and needs a lot of attention, me me me!
Rachel, don't tell me she has a problem with hubby???

Yes, Lystra probably is nice underneath it all. She looked really hurt at that dinner party. It’s the peril of living by your looks, I suppose: they don’t last forever and for somebody in Lystra’s position, it must be terrifying to realise that your advantage is slipping away.

I wonder what she might be like one on one. Without the bluff, bluster and bravado. And influence from the trampoline faced nippy gargoyles.

I don’t like that kind of blawing but I was heart sorry for her at that dinner. I hope they apologise tonight.

And Seem had better not blame it on her cyst (a la the hormone blaming) either.

They were wrong.

I would stick out like a manky thumb in Cheshire. Fat, wrinkly, bit frazzled in every respect and a bit battered with the ugly stick.

I'm sure you're exaggerating but believe me, more women in Cheshire look like you describe than the RH lot. And are a heck of a lot nicer!

rocking

That is reassuring.

Between this lot, the Chelsea lot and the towie gaggle, I feel as though I would stick out.

I am not really exaggerating and in my previous lives I have described myself as ‘Arg in a frock’ which is uncannily accurate.

I’m glad that fighting at dinner parties isn’t the county sport

Crikey. Lacklystra did not listen to Hanna at all at that lunch. I get she was upset but having your new husband getting the bearding and what with being newly pregnant then I would be upset too. Lacklystra is making it all about her. No acknowledgement of anyone else being upset by the nasty things said because she didn’t say it. So that is ok then

She may have lovely skin and a lovely face. She may also have a banging body but whatever has been shoved in it has eaten her compassion. If she can’t see why H would be upset then she wants a shoogle.

Annoying as well that the Lystra accusers have just dropped it all having thought about it. They should have thought about it before they wound everyone up.

And more interesting that Seem and Louder didn’t use the word sorry.

I feel a bit for Nicole. I’m not sure what is going on there.

Next week looks as though it will be brow raising.

Rip your clothes off and fuck you? On what looks to be a blind date? Or first one?

Or is it her ghost coming back for another shotty?

Wtf is the point of this franchise? Trying to crowbar storylines into their fake daily lives; "eh up, we went fake shopping to bestest 'Boo-tikk-que' shops in Cheshire before legging in to nearest Outlet village for anything with a Louis Vuitton label (even if spelt with 3 T's and logo printed upside down) i.e Oxford and nearer to where we live, in reality; t'other side of posh bit but nearer Lidl which is handy - where we can bulk buy Romanian sparkling wine and get t'interns in Warford Hall printing off fake labels and slapping them on to bottles to be marked up zillion % for all pretend events. Have you seen me interior decorater markup for soft furnishings (George, from ASDA)?! ".

WTF is point of Nicole? Is she meant to be the challenge to self proclaimed Queen Bee? Latter, no doubt, will exit soon claiming having to spend more time with family (in best Thatcher Govt. style) and not referencing multiple court cases; not her run of the mill fraud ones either!

Lacklystra - agree with everything above. "I'm all about body positivity - hated everything about mine so paid to change it - yay!!! You can too!!! Just be a sex worker dancer!!! Obviously, you'll have to pay for your time on the pole and will soon realise the better money making times (I.e after pubs shut, weekends) are already taken by those who offer better value for money.

Hannah - dirge on dentist chair wheels.

Seema - Strictly are not going to come calling.

Lauren - you'll never regain your 80's Slapper reign (anyone remember her log of how many blokes 'pulled'?).

Rachael - no problem, I'll just go back to the original burrow I found first Lizard.

Lauren - you'll never regain your 80's Slapper reign (anyone remember her log of how many blokes 'pulled'?)

The ‘punting for men’ thing she went on about in the early series? Didn’t she and her friends have ‘punters’ T shirts printed?

Punters? Eeee.

One could argue over consonants.
P-M.

Or in Laubbo’s case

Could you go film t-shirt and ‘who ya gonna call? Ghostmumters’

@IamtheWombat that rings a bell! I vaguely remember something along the lines of she was a Travel Rep and she and her fellow reps had some sort of competition going on re how many blokes they could pull - or perhaps it was a holiday.

Anyway, she was inordinately proud of being 'free with her favours'.

This season has been dire and next week's date with Lauren looks excruciating, the man looked petrified!

It was when Lauren and her mates were going on holiday. I recall her showing one of the other housewives a picture of herself, with dark curly hair, being balanced on the feet of a bloke lying on a sun lounger (!!!). By the look of his hair, it was the nineties.

I don’t think that she ever worked as a travel rep because she made much of ‘working in PR in LA’ and ‘going to Vegas every weekend’. However, I was interested to read in the reports of her divorce proceedings that she was considered to have no skills and no way of earning a reasonable living.

She could earn money by giving a tell all exclusive about her night of shame with a spook.

If the gender reveal was a surprise to Martin and Hanna, who did the fireworks?

The woman who did the scan, of course! I’m sure that she was glad to learn how to manage pyrotechnics for the occasion. Indeed, it would have been an honour.

Ah. Mystery solved. I didn't much fancy a night time freezing cold tea party.
Anyone else mystified by Rachel's new boyfriend?

Yes. Is he a hired actor, I wonder? Or someone they found in a Yates wine lodge?

I'm guessing someone hanging around the set. He's very creepy. Mind you, I judge her on her taste in men.

I love how Rachel was talking about taking it slow but didn't hesitate when a trip to the Maldives was on offer. No matter how lystra responded to those fake messages Nicole and the Rotten Trolls were always gonna throw the book at her. I'm surprised they havent tried blaming Magali or Ampika.
Just wondered whether that issue with Dawn and Leanne ever got sorted out? Maybe it was all for the show.

It went to court I believe.

Surprisingly, it never went to court and last year WesBrown Limited (Leanne’s husband’s company) wrote off the £500k it loaned to Dawn in 2017. Apparently Dawn was supposed to return it within six months, but didn’t.

The story goes that ‘Dawn and Leanne each knew too many secrets about each other and didn’t want the bad publicity, too much bad blood’ blah blah but I suspect that the truth is more prosaic: Wes and Leanne, not being the sharpest tools in the shed, didn’t take advice before extending the loan and forgot to document it. Thus making the contract unenforceable. Nice payday for Dawn though, eh?

His last proper set of accounts are for 2018 and show debtors of almost £1m. Including Dawn, I bet!

Ah, thank you wombat, that explains it.

I just wonder where Rachel's man friends (boyfriend sounds ridiculous at his age) chin has gone

"Will you be my girlfriend?" did sound ridiculous at their age.

I watched an old episode this week and Rachel and John were talking to a palm reader who told him he was gonna have six kids. She was bloody right

From primary school courting to Squirting, shagging and marine showers. Slippery things in mouths.

I’d be black affronted if folk spoke like that to people I knew.

They keep on going on about being classy.

At this rate they are starting to look like really desperate housewives of Cheshire.

It isn’t a good look ladies.