MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

nooooooo lavender horrible

IDP has just asked me what Used Milk is 😂

Where did you go, ellen ?

Marmalata is a good name for a daughter.

I think this is the best group of poshos they've ever had.

these explorers are almost self-parodies in their poshness. Chairs!

I love this lot. They should have them back.

Chuffed fir you Ellenora.
Anyone going tonight?

Oh well. They've all done very well. Congratulations, people.

What a lovely group of not-very-critical critics.

Yup Fuckery we lose one tonight.

The Royal Society is a stunning place. Wow.

They were terrific poshos. I think Sir John Blashford-Snell is usually known as 'Blashers'

I really could not call the result of this in the final. Thoughts anyone ?

We flew to the States and cruised down the east coast to the Bahamas, it was super Halsall, thanks Romaine, have to start saving for another one

I think Stone-Cutter Thomas is marginally the weakest link. But that's possibly because I'm not personally keen on him.

Irini and Jilly need to stay!

Cheers OhWhat

That sounds fantastic, ellen !

ellen That sounds wonderful!

Oh Jeff please stop with the psycho babble

Gregg is wearing his pink Jilly tribute shirt.

I so hpe irinis veg choice don't fuck it up.
Delia is so pretty.
They are too tight to call. Thiugh I'd like to see Thomas go because I can't remember him. Dr luv, though he's a creepy fuck, is a decent cook.
Heart of hearts-Jilly. So calm, so modest, so skilled.

Ew. Thomas' dish sounds awful. And it's the first time he's cooked it, so what a ninny.

Jilly's food sounds fantastic, even with the weird mashed potato ring.

Awww, Irini with Thomas just then.

I didn't mean to reduce delia to her looks, she's a very good cook. But, she and Thomas were lucky to not go Friday.
Awww irini!