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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:41

I don't want to hear Gregggg say "ooze"

I really don't.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:41

Annabelle's done very well. She's obviously practised these a lot. Good on her, even if I find her very annoying.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:41

Bangin' seems to be this year's foodie word. 'Bosh' is full of bangin' dishes.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:41

Annabel has been forgiven for that hard potato.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:41

Foraging again. Beach thief.

RomaineCalm · 11/02/2019 21:41

You can read it all here Squooosh. Just flick quickly over the topless Gregg photos...

www.ok.co.uk/lifestyle/mum-and-baby/1506214/gregg-wallace-wife-anna-pregnant-baby-details-due-date-name-sex

MadauntofA · 11/02/2019 21:41

David looks like he needs regular portions of that mash - far too skinny for a chef!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:41

Lisa forages for seaweed.

I am disappointed in her.

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:42

Annabel has done well

TomThumb1 · 11/02/2019 21:42

Fuck off Lisa. If she says "foraged" one more time I'll weep 😂

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:43

Speaking with his gob full now!

Is there no end to Gregggg's vileness?

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:43

Eh where's fourquennelles, feck should have pmd her

AutumnCrow · 11/02/2019 21:43

I did something wrong with chicory once.

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:44

Absolutely none Schaden

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:44

Looks delish!

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Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:44

At least serial killer David has grown his hair a bit. In the last series he kept compulsively getting it trimmed ever shorter by a couple of millimetres as he progressed through each round. He was practically scalped by the end.

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:44

Lisa forages for seaweed.

I am disappointed in her.

It's normally the doctors that go bonkers under the pressure of the NHS and have to wander along the sea shore.

When did we stop saying "enjoy IT"?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:44

Yes! four!

Where is she?

I knew someone was missing.

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:45

What you do Autumn, I've never eaten it

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:45

Creepy bastard!

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:45

This is a better round. Maybe creepy Tim will go home!

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:45

A beautiful article, Romanine!

I especially like this photo. Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:46

Doesn't look appetising - too many pale foods

Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:46

bet those thick plates are really noisy to eat off . listen for the cutlery smashing about.

Wolfcub · 11/02/2019 21:46

He’s not a chef Greg he’s an amateur and probable serial killer