The brand spanking new Joseph thread.

[LyraB]

Hellllloooooo! Anyone there?

Shows I'm not very good at this thread business. I wrote a message with my views on Lee and it doesn't seem to have attached. So here I go again. Even being rather thick about how to attach smileys! Anyway, I did like Ben to start with - liked his attitude and thought that Lee was maybe a little too 'nice' and then I realised Ben was of course far too young for me and went to Italia Conti and I saw some footage of Lee being quite funny so I changed my mind and became a Lee fan. Still not totally sure about his hair - but I won't go into that - don't want to make you angry on my first visit to your thread!

Berrie burns with jealousy at idea of you all enjoying a Joseph related Mumsnetty get together....

I have some goss though!

Dish.

I'll take you up on the "shameless hussy" comment later

Oooh, gossip!

She's doing a Kanga, and teasing us Lyra

Unless , something came of the email??????

C'mon Berrie, where are you? I'm going to have to go and put dd to bed in a minute

Sorry, just eating

I would not do a kanga, not intentionally anyway.

George don't diss the hair

Tis Lee's B'day a week on Saturday (think that was the date) My friend might be going to his party

Spoke to him today and talked about what we are going to do this weekend and although it followed a text from me asking what our plans were, 'lunch at the Ivy, tea at Claridges and Lee for supper?' We did not again refer to the idea of trying to bump into Lee which I think is best

He thinks you're a nutter (tee hee)
Seriously though, when's the party? Lucky friend .

He assured me that he does not think I'm a nutter
I think he said a week on Saturday, I'll find out at the weekend.

Wonder if it'll be an invite for him and guest?

You are indeed correct.

His divine Leeness celebrates his 26th birthday on Sat 14th July, a day before I celebrate my 21st on the 15th July.

We've decided to just have a little joint celebration, and don't really want any fuss.......... just our closest friends (ie. those that don't cast aspertions on my morals )

Where've you all gone? Finally I get to sit at my pc with a well deserved glass of wine for a good chat, having had to remain sober at my boss's office hen thing, and the place is deserted. Was it something I said?

And welcome to our little corner George, any fellow Lee-luster is more than welcome in these parts. I think we need to re-educate you on the hair though - just try imagining winding your fingers through it whilst the multi-coloured condom is busy. Ahem. ok, I admit it,I had one glass of champagne and the talk was getting VERY dirty and DH isn't home until Saturday!

Boing!

I'm begining to wish I'd never mentioned the multi-coloured willie, I keep imagining it and it's not pleasant...I mean Lee is lovely but picture him in nothing but the slippers and a multi-coloured condom with a big grin and it just doesn't do it in the same way as the Painted Black type pose

Did I suitably lower the tone?

And this is being blinking slow to load up, dial up, huh?!

The tone was already lowered by Oggs and Berrie
I'm drinking champers tonight dahlings.
Oh alright, it's Co-op own brand Cava (£3.99 a bottle) but I like to pretend it's Bolly.

Can't believe this is my first go at Mumsnet and look what I'm involved in! Got to agree about the Painted Black pose. That's when my allegiance changed from Ben to our curly haired friend.

Ooh get you! I looked at the Cava but went for some vile South African muck instead. Bad decision.

Well I'm on my second cup of tea I'll have you know. There will be no hangover again for me tomorrow...unless I do take the can of stella I've been eyeing up...

So Lee in the slippers and the mc condom appeals to you Lyra?

Hmm, let me think about that...

Forget the slippers, why should he hide those gorgeous toes . The mc condom I wouldn't actually be looking at particularly.
Berrie, join us with the stella....you know you want to.

The Cava's slipping down a treat.
btw, I don't think his feet are too bad, it think it was just the camera angle or something.