What do The Apprentices have in common with chocolate teapots?

[dillite]

Both are utterly useless!

I have pitched a lot.

I have never dressed up like a twat.

I think we are lucky that this lot are not dressed as actual twats for their seductive pitch

Intrigued...

Yes. As to where the flavour was.

God, this is baaaaad

I think Khadija is probably the best tonight

Scanty chocs cannot win

But the others were bad too

Look, just sack them all. We can just sit and talk shite for the next few weeks

Both suck, so bad.

Santa might be the strongest performer, and he flashed the panel

Sabrina’s outfit is so dated.

Choco sounds bloody awful as well

Santa's sexist chocs

Sarah Ann was too pissed to care for flavours or quantities

I would like Claude and Karren to shout 'Liar' whenever they start talking shite

We did our dance 🙈🙈🙈

Sabrina's team have to win, surely?

Bastards we’d never ever hear anythung else!

Mingy Toof

dillite if sabrina doesn't win that's really embarrassing for her.

Sabrina's eyes are very blue, aren't they?

Despite being bloody awful, yes, Sabrina’s team have to win.

Coloured contacts?

Have we seen any of these in the shops?

All 3 to go, surely? SarahAnn for getting pissed, and those two for making a sexist brand

they are probably in the pound shop