What do The Apprentices have in common with chocolate teapots?

[dillite]

Both are utterly useless!

Karren is spot on - seedy, and very tacky

Actually, it’s just fucking dangerous having any of the out of the house.

The only one you could trust not to embarrass you has been sent home.

they should have gone for a boozy advent calendar!

Seems they haven’t learnt their (French) lesson from the book task

Oh fucking hell! Looks like something you would buy in Poundland

Omg! That branding!

SAucy.?

Sexy?

More like fucking tacky.

Sarah-Ann is pissed but is trying to act like she's sober

Has she had to take her eyebrow piercing out for hygiene?

Has someone punched sabrina or is she just really bad at putting make up on? The right side of her face looks weird.

I suppose there is a fine festive tradition of seduction while totally pissed

Why are they always utterly shit at branding?

Baking I was wondering the same. Looks like she’s hit her head on a cupboard or something

Blimey I think they've got worse since the beginning.

They keep showing Sabrina saying big words though, a sign she's a winner perhaps?

The woman watching Khadija looks like she is going to slap her in a straitjacket

Having a good chuckle at Claude's need for a hair net 😂

C always looks so good in those hats.

Meanwhile, Karen has the most useless hair net in history

SmilingButClueless yeah maybe fell or something.

Sarah was too drunk to do anything sensible

Jesus. This is bloody dreadful

Karen not so good with the hairnet.

Karren doesn’t seem to be taking the hairnet seriously

Karen looks naked 😳

The god awful piercing as gone!