What do The Apprentices have in common with chocolate teapots?

[dillite]

Both are utterly useless!

The panel will bloody love this.

A tick on the box? Classy...

That's not classy! That's awful.

K suits her hair straightened

Why did Sabrina not feed back about flavours when there was time to change them?

I think Kadiga's chocs look nice and the flavours sound nice.

I know which ones I less likely not to buy.

So why didn't Sabrina say what she wanted to begin with? How was Khadija to read her mind?

HAS d never used a knife befire?

I'd choose Khadija's over Sarah Anne's any day

Is this sexy? What, a Bernie Clifton reindeer?

S DID say she wanted 2 safe, 1 NEW

Khadija’s chocolates are better, but can any of that team actually sell or pitch?

And bloody hell, how big are those chilocolates?

Sarah Anne is obviously going for the subtle approach with her hat

How the fuck was that 100% positive?

Cringeworthy pitch!

oh
My
God

That pitch! I want to die of embarrassment for them

Can you just imagine the conversation when they left the room?

You forget that percentages in the Apprentice world work differently. For instance, no-one would ever give less than 110%. So, if that equates to a ‘pass’, say 55%, that means that 100% probably means that half of the people surveyed didn’t hate it.

Up
And
Coming

On seduction chocolates 😂🤣

I have never pitched a product but if it means that in order to pitch I would have to dress up like a bloody twat, I am never becoming a business person

Loving Karen's eyebrows tonight. Negative feedback by the power of browmime....

Clueless!