EASTENDERS 30. Absolutely no spoilers !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Sooooooo heading up for Xmas

What will be the stories

Has to be phil finding out about SHAZZY and keanu

Will be do the same as dirty den to Angie all those years ago

Or

Same as grant did and play a recording when he found out she was sleeping with phil

STU. Will he confess on Xmas day and the silly story finally be laid to rest

Assume Kim will pop and drop soon

I still think bobby new head will return. It's been 2.5yrs and he got 3 and could be out early for good behaviour

If not then June 2019

Baby abi is still an orphan. Surely they will decide soon who can be ma and pa

Will MEL tell ray or led him done the aisle to dump him

What else have I missed

It's still going to cost hundreds to board out a loft. What's he going to use - Martin's used banana boxes?

Autumn: yep , Martin will provide the wood!
Maybe the Polish builder will return! He was nice.

Evie's lips give me the rage!

FUCK OFF ALFIE!!!

You dont get to pick the babys name, you are not going to step up to be the father, i hope Kat rips you a new one

(why is Nancy wearing a sleeping bag?)

Loft extension? Needs pp if has a dormer which will need or no daylight plus so surely need ll permission

Alfie said 8 kids

Lily Arthur and no 3 can’t R.E.M. her name
Twins and Tommy
Hayley baby

Who is no 8

kims singing fab

And yes baby needs a name if almost 6w

Saying that the baby I’m a maternity nannying for is 3w and no name but almost decided

LINDA needs to up her game to STU if mock is out at xmas

Lesbian drug dealer is boring

WHy is Alfie skint if doing funerals

I’m a bit behind - Alfie thinks he should pick the baby’s name? ITS ONLY FAIR??? What the actual fuck? God I hope they kill him at Christmas

No child of mine would ever be sitting on Stuart’s knees, with or without a Santa suit - he is scarily manic

Cherry????

Kats spotted it

Are Ian & Jean going to end up together? Surely not

Blondes : Stacey's youngest is called Hope.
Alfie is just awful.

Wtf is Jean's jumper like? She normally looks ok as well!

The Kalfie merry go round. As predicted by Nancy on here!
The loft done by ' the end of the week'!
Goodness me!

What’s the relevance of cherry?

Ok, I’ve caught up!

Who would want to ' do the deed' when 15 (?) other people are downstairs?

Cherry was Alfies mums name - Kat clocked it straight away

I’m just watching on catchup now. What an entitled cunt Alfie is!! HOW Dare he say it’s only fair he get to pick her first name? He is the reason she can’t have his surname. His cheating dick is the reason!! The poor child can’t even know who her daddy is because he’s a scummy cheating bastard and has the brass balls to move into the house with her mummy and expect her to put up with keeping the secret. Urgh he needs a good hard slap. With a fist.

So Linda is actually going to sleep with Stuart? That is totally unbelievable for her character & would surely be the end of her and Mick. I don’t see how it’s even going to help - he’s hardly going to admit all in the throes of passion is he? I shot myself & fitted up your old man isn’t the best pillow talk in anyone’s books

Nancy, L knows it's the only thing that will make him confess I think.
It will cause hassle though and Mick will take it really badly no doubt ( even if it means he can go home)
I'm
Sure this will run and run into next year. More angst for the carters.

Exactly Nancy. Linda has been with Mick since she was about 13. She’s never slept with anyone but mick, it makes no sense that she would be willing to do it just on the offchance Stuart will spill the beans. And what will she do, hold her phone in her hand the whole time to record it?

What’s the chances Alfie’s dodgy building work cause a fire or some life risking situation that baby Cherry and the boys gets trapped in and he rescues her before the boys and Kat works it all out?

Alfie and fire do go hand in hand. Although Kat's facial scars seem to have healed up, so they may have forgotten all about that last disaster.

Shagging Stu is her only hope of getting his absolute trust and confession. Remember that Shirl has given her until the end of this week! What else can she do to get Mick off the hook?

I think Kat’s working it out already, that’s why she’s made her claim in him by officially getting back together.
What’s the deal with the fireplace? It’s not their house - who moves in to someone else’s house & within 2 days puts in a fireplace? I agree we’re leading up to a life threatening drama, fireplace causes house fire & all kids trapped in their loft prison?

After the 'deed' Linda will wear her knock off 'silkie ' nightie from the market and say ' talk dirt to me Stuart, tell me about the shooting that we've all forgotten about : what happened again?' I'm sure it will all go smoothly!