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EASTENDERS 30. Absolutely no spoilers !!!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 03/12/2018 14:09

Sooooooo heading up for Xmas

What will be the stories

Has to be phil finding out about SHAZZY and keanu

Will be do the same as dirty den to Angie all those years ago

Or

Same as grant did and play a recording when he found out she was sleeping with phil

STU. Will he confess on Xmas day and the silly story finally be laid to rest

Assume Kim will pop and drop soon

I still think bobby new head will return. It's been 2.5yrs and he got 3 and could be out early for good behaviour

If not then June 2019

Baby abi is still an orphan. Surely they will decide soon who can be ma and pa

Will MEL tell ray or led him done the aisle to dump him

What else have I missed

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shineyshell · 11/12/2018 10:58

If I hear 'Blue Moon Funerals the good way to go' one more time....!!Angry
Stu looked well creepy dressed as Santa- yuck!

WhatsUpHun · 11/12/2018 11:31

But Alfie is going to do it tomorrow.... of course he can, in 1 day with no money...

The80sweregreat · 11/12/2018 12:13

It's a shame it's not Shirley Stuart used to fancy / want back in the day! She would sleep with him and get his confession by tea time and have Mick out of jail by Monday! Job done.

Optimist1 · 11/12/2018 12:18

Even in his most accommodating mood, Martin would never had given up his and Stacey's bedroom for Kalfie! Why does everyone allow him to just breeze in and take charge? If he was paying the rent on the house, possibly, but he's not. Angry

AutumnCrow · 11/12/2018 12:22

The loft story is insane. It's like they've shoehorned it in because they read this thread and know that the rooms situation has stretched credibility - but an instant loft conversion??

DP's adult DC just completed one. It took all her time, money and sanity a considerable input of resources.

SoupDragon · 11/12/2018 12:28

I don't actually think it is insane. He isn't going to do a loft conversion, he's going to board the loft. I suspect a good few people think they can just do this.

AutumnCrow · 11/12/2018 12:37

Will he fall through it in a comedy cock-er-nee way?

And it's going to be filthy up there

SoupDragon · 11/12/2018 12:40

All the way to the ground floor hopefully! Preferably bouncing off a few things in the way.

shineyshell · 11/12/2018 13:07

I'm wondering if Stu knows Linda's playing him but likes seeing how far she'll go.
It's the same Lily with a big growth spurt and hair tied back in plaits.

AutumnCrow · 11/12/2018 13:20

Oh no, not the Stuart double-bluff gambit. It'll be like the Phoebe-Chandler thing but with more tortured faces.

Soup my fear is he'll come the loft floor and have to be snogged back to life by a distraught, bosom-heaving Kat.

SoupDragon · 11/12/2018 13:22

For added drama she could have to fight off Hayley.

The80sweregreat · 11/12/2018 14:57

I don't think Stuart has any idea his being played! His dim when it comes to L.
I'm probably wrong though!

southeastdweller · 11/12/2018 15:12

He can’t have any idea about it because to have found out he’d have to have overheard Linda talking to Shirl about it, which we haven’t seen.

iknowimcoming · 11/12/2018 15:22

Maybe Alfie will find Janine living in the loft? Grin now that would be good!

The80sweregreat · 11/12/2018 15:27

Maybe Alfie will find some more Slaters up there and a dead body ! Lol

Ian has all that work done to his place but only him lives there atm. Kathy is always on holiday.

Maybe Kat n Alfie could rent it from him : till he discovers his the one who nicked his coffee machine!

iknowimcoming · 11/12/2018 15:34

And his telly!

iknowimcoming · 11/12/2018 15:35

Hopefully he'll find a long lost priceless work of art and bugger off back to spain with the fortune and Kat!

The80sweregreat · 11/12/2018 15:41

Oh yeah : the tele as well! Cheeky so and so!
What's he like?

bullyingadvice2017 · 11/12/2018 18:14

Maybe the loft could be dodgy and then a few of the most annoying ones could fall thru the floor and die off. Starting with Alfie and Ian

The80sweregreat · 11/12/2018 18:18

Alfie dying from falling through a ceiling trying to answer his phone and plumb in an ' en suite'! Makes a change from falling off the vic roof!

nancy75 · 11/12/2018 18:19

I don’t understand why they’ve made Alfie skint - we’ve seen it all before. If they had to bring him back why not show how he’s changed now he has money & do something different. This is just a boring rerun of something we’ve already seen a 100 times - it’s had it’s day.

The80sweregreat · 11/12/2018 18:21

Nancy: totes agree!
The ' Kalfie' show has run out of steam.
Shame he managed to get his tumour removed! There was hope of an early death but he overcame it!

nancy75 · 11/12/2018 18:27

Maybe it could come back? Perhaps he could bump his head on a roof rafter & when getting checked out by a doctor they could discover he only has minutes to live? Fingers crossed

The80sweregreat · 11/12/2018 18:29

Minutes to live! Love it.
Can we save him doctor?
' no'
' oh, ok then' shrugs.

nancy75 · 11/12/2018 18:34

He can live just long enough to tell Kat where he’s hidden loads of money ( somewhere far away) then she can also leave us in peace

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