EASTENDERS 30. Absolutely no spoilers !!!!!

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Sooooooo heading up for Xmas

What will be the stories

Has to be phil finding out about SHAZZY and keanu

Will be do the same as dirty den to Angie all those years ago

Or

Same as grant did and play a recording when he found out she was sleeping with phil

STU. Will he confess on Xmas day and the silly story finally be laid to rest

Assume Kim will pop and drop soon

I still think bobby new head will return. It's been 2.5yrs and he got 3 and could be out early for good behaviour

If not then June 2019

Baby abi is still an orphan. Surely they will decide soon who can be ma and pa

Will MEL tell ray or led him done the aisle to dump him

What else have I missed

Alfie & Mock in the Vic having a right old cock er nee knees up. God help us all

Mick ; ( back out of clink) /
''Ello me old mucker Alfie lad'
Alfie: ' matey mate mate .. yada yada' ..
Etc etc. Might need the subtitles on and I'm from the east end! Lol.

Who's Nancy?

Patrick : we have nicknames on here for some of the characters sometimes
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We thought that Evie was acting a bit like Nancy in the film 'Oliver ' and had an accent like Dick van dyke's character Burt in 'Mary poppins ' So 'Nancy van dyke 'was born!
Or just Nancy for short.

Mick and Linda have a daughter Nancy too.

Yes : Nancy and Tamwar are abroad at the moment.
I would love them to come back!

F'ing hell, we could have Mock, Alfie and Nancy van Doyke in the same scene at Xmas.

Nooo

OMG Alfie is the ultimate Mansplainer! All those women have been living together for years, squashed into that house with all the kids. But Alfie walks in and thinks he needs to organise them all and tell them how to live together properly he should have taken a leaf out of Martins book and stayed quiet!

Love the women all walked out!

Gah! Just when I think Alfie couldn't possibly get any more arse-clenchingly irritating!!

What is Ian’s game? Why is he sniffing round Jean?

I love that Kim sang the Boney M Christmas song, I want to be her friend in real life

Has lily got a new head?

Who would be Linda C? One of the most cursed characters ever seen in EE. There are lots of candidates , but she is way up there.
I feel sorry for her.
Alfie is a doughnut.
How does he ' sell' funeral plans without a PC or a office of some kind?
What's become of Ruby?

I love Kim too Nancy! Nothing gets her down.

Is Hayley's baby still nameless? Surely she's at her 6 week limit for registering the birth now?

She was born on Halloween night so she’ll be 6 weeks old on Wednesday. Hayley better get a wriggle on!

Funnily enough I said the same about the nameless baby - I couldn’t remember if you got 6 weeks or longer

Nancy, Mock and Alfie sharing a scene? My head would explode.

They could have an old joanna playing in the background, something like Scrape Aaaat The Barrel.

I have been thinking about all the bad luck the Carters have had recently .... looks like Babe's curse worked....

Alfie is constantly pilfering since his return.

I didn't even notice Lily was around!

nancy75 42 days in real life, we just registered our baby. In EE land however, who knows?!

I thought lily had a new head for a moment too - not sure if it was an odd camera angle yy re Alfie stealing from his own family and friends - he's such a twat!

Even Ian doesn't deserve to be stolen from. His been good to Alfie in the past.

I bet he goes in the overcrowded house and sees the coffee machine on the overcrowded counter.
Is Alfie a builder now? Converting a loft is loads of time and money and you need planning permission too I think?
Ridiculous!