EASTENDERS 30. Absolutely no spoilers !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Sooooooo heading up for Xmas

What will be the stories

Has to be phil finding out about SHAZZY and keanu

Will be do the same as dirty den to Angie all those years ago

Or

Same as grant did and play a recording when he found out she was sleeping with phil

STU. Will he confess on Xmas day and the silly story finally be laid to rest

Assume Kim will pop and drop soon

I still think bobby new head will return. It's been 2.5yrs and he got 3 and could be out early for good behaviour

If not then June 2019

Baby abi is still an orphan. Surely they will decide soon who can be ma and pa

Will MEL tell ray or led him done the aisle to dump him

What else have I missed

Please let him be dead, Please let him be dead, Please let him be dead, Please let him be dead, Please let him be dead, Please let him be dead, Please let him be dead, Please let him be dead, Please let him be dead, Please let him be dead, Please let him be dead, Please let him be dead!!

He's so obviously going to come staggering through

Soooo far-fetched

De lurking to say, I bet he’ll be gone when they go back into the front room

De lurking also. I think he will be gone with Cherry

I don't care how much of a shite they've made him in the last couple months he didn't deserve all this

And yes I have had a crush on Shane Ritchie for going on 20 years

Oh why didn’t he die

Omg!

Oh wow - did not see that coming!

Did think the body wouldn't be there - the taking Cherry was a good twist!

He really is SUCH a prick

And now I hate him even more for taking a newborn away from its mum

It was obvious he was still alive but I too was shocked he took Cherry!

Oh fuck off

So nobody died, it’s just not Christmas!

It was a bit am dram wasn't it? The wind in them there trees , Jean and her tea and crumpets. I thought he was a goner though so 10 out of 10 for fooling me.

Someone has to die eventually eh? It isn't the end of the year without a death! It's tradition! Lol

So , where would you go in a freezing windowless car in December with a 8 week old baby with possible concussion?
Ian's place? Back to Spain?

Oh good spot. I hadn't noticed the car has gone!

He must have brushed the glass out the seats first. As you do.
Where's her baby seat?
Her milk and nappies?

He could put Cherry in the passenger footwell of the car and pick up nappies and milk from a garage I guess.
Was like a dark comedy with Jean stepping over the body with her tea tray.
Liked the way Kat was protecting Hayley.

No money though? No coat?
He would be stopped for driving without windows as well. I'm sure the Highway Code says something about cars being ' road worthy! No, his probably just gone to Ian's.
His got his own extension!

How did you not see it coming that Alfie was alive and would take off with cherry?! He was finding it hard to keep a straight face when kat kissed him!

There were only two possible story lines: they covered up alfies death but as soon as Jean rang the ambulance it was obvious it wasn't that. Then the noises with the door made it really obvious.

It really was god awful predictable drivel tonight and I'm normally a soap addict. Hell I like Hollyoaks.

But this tonight? Worst Eastenders - especially at Christmas - I've seen in a long while.

oh and the Inspector's acting was terrible! Like 80's said very am-dram.

Red, honestly I didn't think he was still alive!
I've obviously over done the gin and chocs this year lol! ( mothers ruin)
I thought it would be Max or Ian ' listening in' and would grass them up to the police!
Or one of the more intelligent kids ( lily) overhearing them. But no. His gone off in a windowless car. With a newborn.

I thought he was still alive!
I don’t understand how he managed to get upstairs, grab Cherry, come back down and out the front door without anyone noticing?! The house had plenty of people coming in and out of different rooms, surely he would have been spotted?!