Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Well done, we called it.

Oh Jacqueline darling, rationalise away but you failed because you can't cook.

Tris tho. Really?

Jay mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tom PB. Alas.

See you tomorrow, lovelies.

Let's see how the impress the critics

Fare ye well until the morrow

As ever, thank you lovelies.
See you tomorrow

Enjoy tomorrow folks. I'm working late so will have to watch on catch up.

Tris is least worst of a bad bunch MrsTommy

Off topic Ilovesooty every time you post I subconsciously make Sweep noises.

Sorry about that.

I think Marcus would be happy to have Sooty and Sweep replace Gregg.

What's our stance on jay Rayner? Fundamentally ambivalent?

I love Jay

I find him a little bit grubby, but not in a hot way like Aragorn.

I love Jay too. I saw him once across a field at Latitude festival. He was too far away to lick

What's our stance on jay Rayner? Fundamentally ambivalent?

I find him weirdly like a very sexy pirate. Like I’d be alight with him making me walk the plank but him lasciviously whispering in my ears in shades of disgust about overcooked porks cheek and the perils of pea foam

Ah thank god Shirley there is hope for you

I think Marcus would be happy to have Sooty and Sweep replace Gregg

Wouldn't we all!

I find him weirdly like a very sexy pirate

Me an;' all Shirley. He's nothing to look at, but there's something strangely primal about him . . .

I'd feed Jay all day and all night.

I love Jay but he's second to Marcus.

1. Marcus ❤️❤️❤️
2. Jay ❤️❤️
3. John T

On it.

I have a thing for Jay Rayner but mostly for his marvellous vocabulary and gift for a bon mot. Some classic reviews 😀

shower

You little star!

And yes - it's the Rayner wit and personality that does it.

Its old but definitely worth repeating

www.eater.com/2017/4/10/15240702/jay-rayner-le-cinq-review-cats

And Jay discussing that time, quite recently,here

www.theguardian.com/books/2018/sep/22/jay-rayner-bad-restaurant-reviews-some-just-deserve-it

😀

Thanks, shower. The things that pass me by!

What I like about Sooty is he know when to keep quiet.
Glad to hear Shirley is dropping the pro Gregg propaganda. I might consider cancelling the hit I'd arranged with a couple of the tattooed ex-con contestants who were keen to give him tips on shiv skills. I also quite like Jay's brutally ascerbic style. He is not always sound though. A few questionable points made on "kitchen cabinet". Cannot understand Marcus' appeal. He is no silver fox.

Funnything Pencil - I used to think Marcus was attractive, but now I don't.

Hr's not repulsive, but I wouldn't try to find the key to squoosh's cellar or anything.