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Last call for those flying to Apprentice Kurran Air BBC19PM

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dillite · 07/11/2018 19:15

Boarding begins starts at 9PM, please be at the gate ready for a speedy departure. Those wishing to purchase priority boarding may do so by dialing 0844 KURRAN AIR and choosing option FIRED

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Borris · 07/11/2018 21:15

I've never noticed Megan before

iklboo · 07/11/2018 21:15

I had a vision once but I was off my face on morphine.

dillite · 07/11/2018 21:15

I had no idea what Pangea was.... I know I have read about it but I just do not remember the word.

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dillite · 07/11/2018 21:17

Who is Megan?

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TheHodgeoftheHedge · 07/11/2018 21:17

I’m here! Late but here!! And shocked at the pink monstrosity outfit

Piggywaspushed · 07/11/2018 21:17

Meagn? Who?

Piggywaspushed · 07/11/2018 21:17

Megan...

iklboo · 07/11/2018 21:18

@ChippingIn - Smiling is being cheeky. That's a video from old Eurovision contest entry Scooch Grin

dillite · 07/11/2018 21:18

HAHAHAHAAAAAA

Is he trying to say that he's an experienced actor? He can't bloody talk and move at the same time!

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Babymamamama · 07/11/2018 21:18

That's truly disgraceful if surralan is friends with Kurran's father but explains a lot.

Borris · 07/11/2018 21:19

Every year a 'director' turns into Steven Spielberg

iklboo · 07/11/2018 21:19

I have wardrobes that are less wooden than Kurran.

dillite · 07/11/2018 21:19

That was one weird mouse

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iklboo · 07/11/2018 21:19

That looks like a Freemasons logo

dillite · 07/11/2018 21:21

I hope Kurran never marries anyone other than his fist because no woman deserves to be attached to that deadweight.

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WinterBerry7 · 07/11/2018 21:21

Christ! the uniform!

Piggywaspushed · 07/11/2018 21:21

Exactly what I said boo

ChippingIn · 07/11/2018 21:21

Oh Blush I just scrolled straight past as I have very little little impulse control 😂

DID you see the look on the girls face as they were explaining jetpop 😂🤣😊

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 07/11/2018 21:22

Intresting uniforms

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 07/11/2018 21:22

Jesus!

Borris · 07/11/2018 21:22

That looks...... Gooooood 😂😂

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 07/11/2018 21:22

Both uniforms are fucking dreadful

Piggywaspushed · 07/11/2018 21:23

No such thing as male cabin crew in their world , I see

ChippingIn · 07/11/2018 21:23

I prefer the orange to the claret

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 07/11/2018 21:24

God, the sexist attitudes are appalling. It is all so 1970s