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His face! That BA Guy

Oh god. Stop Jackie. Stop now!

He wants to penetrate...

Kurrans dad started his own airline company.

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Why is she PRETENDING to have a ‘microphone’ thinng? She looks like a toddler

This uniform looks like she's got off the venga bus and nipped to Ann summers 😂

Kurran is so fucking slow. And Jackie is not getting this - or is she doing it on purpose?

The amount the audience is laughing is brilliant!

So PM couldn't even present his own project that he was going to win

Kurran just makes everything really dull

JetPop seems to have turned into a joke

Can you imagine the conversation in that room afterwards?

I really can’t call this one. They seemed equally crap to me.

THeyre both dire.

Sadly though, I think Kurans team were better. No thanks to Kuran

I can't even compute.

"Kurran believes he has a keen creative eye and is confident that he’ll cope well with ‘managing egos’. He is inspired in business by his father who started his own airline. Kurran gets irked by people who are out for themselves rather than working collectively for the team and gets especially rattled by people who lie."

I don't even know where to begin

Funniest pitches ever!!!

His father started an airline???

And Sugar made him PM this week.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

How do they get away with it?

At least this team had uniforms that actually resembled uniform and were practical

LOoks like a Santa outfit hanging up 🤣

Oh God... if Kurran's team wins, surely Suralan will sack him for being a twat anyway

His dad's airline is called Poo.

Not joking.

AS is the LAST one to speak about bad puns