Last call for those flying to Apprentice Kurran Air BBC19PM

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Boarding begins starts at 9PM, please be at the gate ready for a speedy departure. Those wishing to purchase priority boarding may do so by dialing 0844 KURRAN AIR and choosing option FIRED

Did she say Strawpedo?

StrawPEDO?????? Seriously? Now that's a market you don't want to cater to!

this time they looked proper tired at silly o'clock.

and sabrina looked like she forgot to get dressed clutching her jacket like a dressing gown

I wish he'd put his arm in that sling properly!

Jackie and Sarah(?) are definitely trying to sabotage Kurran

iklboo I think that's his way of telling everyone that he's the boss

He seems to have 0 ideas or input

Nowm I've not been watching this but have caught the start of this week's.... why has no one smacked Kurran yet or buried him under a motorway?

She knows style...she’s been to Ibiza

Yep. Definitely sabotage.

This is like watching five year olds in the dressing up box

This is a planecar crash.

And very sexist!!

Loving the looks on the faces of the outsiders.

Flight attendants dressed as strippers, that's exactly what we need!

I suppose Emirates will be serving a complaint on BBC in 3...2...1.... for ripping off their uniforms

My husband just told me alan sugar is friends with Kurrans dad and that's why he's still in...

Sneak preview of one of the adverts

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XT6yOIC6ihI

Kurran is seriously odd. Yet none of them seem to get that exasperated with him!

Soup because I can’t reach.

And how do none of them know what Pangea is?!

Fuck, she suggested Strawpedo again... once could be a mistake but twice?

Is Megan one of the candidates?

bananna well that would explain a lot. Wonder whether some money exchanged hands in order to keep Kurran here?

He has a vision?

Trust me - really?

Not peeking, it’ll spoil it for me.

If that’s true banana, Kuran’s Dad must be offering SA something special...

It's really not as bad as most of the things they don't know. Like where Malta is. Or who Kim Jong Un is...