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Last call for those flying to Apprentice Kurran Air BBC19PM

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dillite · 07/11/2018 19:15

Boarding begins starts at 9PM, please be at the gate ready for a speedy departure. Those wishing to purchase priority boarding may do so by dialing 0844 KURRAN AIR and choosing option FIRED

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 07/11/2018 21:08

Did she say Strawpedo?

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dillite · 07/11/2018 21:08

StrawPEDO?????? Seriously? Now that's a market you don't want to cater to!

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redsummershoes · 07/11/2018 21:08

this time they looked proper tired at silly o'clock.

and sabrina looked like she forgot to get dressed clutching her jacket like a dressing gown

AnotherOriginalUsername · 07/11/2018 21:08

I wish he'd put his arm in that sling properly!

SmilingButClueless · 07/11/2018 21:08

Jackie and Sarah(?) are definitely trying to sabotage Kurran

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dillite · 07/11/2018 21:09

iklboo I think that's his way of telling everyone that he's the boss

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dillite · 07/11/2018 21:09

He seems to have 0 ideas or input

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SoupDragon · 07/11/2018 21:10

Nowm I've not been watching this but have caught the start of this week's.... why has no one smacked Kurran yet or buried him under a motorway?

WinterBerry7 · 07/11/2018 21:10

She knows style...she’s been to Ibiza

SmilingButClueless · 07/11/2018 21:11

Yep. Definitely sabotage.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 07/11/2018 21:11

This is like watching five year olds in the dressing up box

Piggywaspushed · 07/11/2018 21:11

This is a planecar crash.

And very sexist!!

ChippingIn · 07/11/2018 21:12

Loving the looks on the faces of the outsiders.

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dillite · 07/11/2018 21:12

Flight attendants dressed as strippers, that's exactly what we need!

I suppose Emirates will be serving a complaint on BBC in 3...2...1.... for ripping off their uniforms

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banannabreadforme · 07/11/2018 21:12

My husband just told me alan sugar is friends with Kurrans dad and that's why he's still in...

SmilingButClueless · 07/11/2018 21:13

Sneak preview of one of the adverts

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XT6yOIC6ihI

mnahmnah · 07/11/2018 21:13

Kurran is seriously odd. Yet none of them seem to get that exasperated with him!

ChippingIn · 07/11/2018 21:13

Soup because I can’t reach.

mnahmnah · 07/11/2018 21:14

And how do none of them know what Pangea is?!

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 07/11/2018 21:14

Fuck, she suggested Strawpedo again... once could be a mistake but twice?

SmilingButClueless · 07/11/2018 21:14

Is Megan one of the candidates?

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dillite · 07/11/2018 21:14

bananna well that would explain a lot. Wonder whether some money exchanged hands in order to keep Kurran here?

He has a vision?

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 07/11/2018 21:15

Trust me - really?

ChippingIn · 07/11/2018 21:15

Not peeking, it’ll spoil it for me.

If that’s true banana, Kuran’s Dad must be offering SA something special...

Piggywaspushed · 07/11/2018 21:15

It's really not as bad as most of the things they don't know. Like where Malta is. Or who Kim Jong Un is...