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Last call for those flying to Apprentice Kurran Air BBC19PM

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dillite · 07/11/2018 19:15

Boarding begins starts at 9PM, please be at the gate ready for a speedy departure. Those wishing to purchase priority boarding may do so by dialing 0844 KURRAN AIR and choosing option FIRED

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dillite · 07/11/2018 22:13

smiling he's an unemployed extra. He probably couldn't even be cast as an extra for a corpse.

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notgivingin789 · 07/11/2018 22:14

Is Kurran Autistic ?

dillite · 07/11/2018 22:15

In a way I feel sad that he decided that law wasn't for him. I would have loved to see judge's wipe the floor with that arrogant arse.

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ContessaGoesMarchingDOWNTOHELL · 07/11/2018 22:16

Oh my good godliness he was awful. What a patronising arseholes!

thenightsky · 07/11/2018 22:16

Kurren's responses to all the comments really remind me of my Aspie DS.

dillite · 07/11/2018 22:19

Manage Air logo looks like a Magnum logo

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Borris · 07/11/2018 22:21

He has no personality

dillite · 07/11/2018 22:26

What the hell was that answer?

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SmilingButClueless · 07/11/2018 22:27

How did Kurran even get into the process if he didn’t have a business plan?

Borris · 07/11/2018 22:27

He just looks bored

dillite · 07/11/2018 22:28

Because his father pulled many strings.

That award Grin

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BikeRunSki · 07/11/2018 22:30

I thought the Manage Air logo looked like the Masons' logo.

Love the "wipe clean" uniform!

FairyLightBlanket45 · 07/11/2018 22:37

Whilst the advert was crap and the uniform I actually “got” the Manage Air idea....they came across awful but the absolute basic idea I don’t personally think was horrific - budget airlines for business people between big business destinations short haul - while they were pitching and were asked about children - I was thinking - different sections! A business section, a section for families at the back, middle adults only and front “business class” seats - maybe those ones include WiFi and computer plugs etc. Their answers made me cringe
I thought of magnums too with the logo!

Why were so many things a joke to all of them on both teams? Jet Pop? Sounds like a fizzy drink

QueenDoria · 07/11/2018 22:39

I don’t think he’s autistic. Just arrogant...

HiHoToffee · 07/11/2018 22:40

It is all an act from Kurran, he got people talking about him, he has been noticed. Tonight was the Kurran show.
Glad he is gone.

MrsChollySawcutt · 07/11/2018 22:41

It was definitely Kiurran's time to go but I think Jackie was bloody lucky not to get fired for that god awful uniform. What was she thinking?

QueenDoria · 07/11/2018 22:44

Jackie and Camilla getting excited playing Dress Up Dolls was a bit embarrassing but at least they’ve got a bit of energy

AutumnCrow · 07/11/2018 23:29

Anyone remember Scooch? 'Flying the Flag' for the UK in Eurovision with their dinky cabin crew outfits?

ScreamingValenta · 07/11/2018 23:34

BikeRunSki I'm glad you also thought the Manage Air logo looked Masonic. I made that comment to my husband and he looked at me as though I'd gone mad.

sheldonesque · 08/11/2018 00:07

I didn't realise people like him still existed.

He'd have stayed in the process if he'd been honest and drawn on life experience for his brand.

Kuntair.

No fresh ruddy eyes needed for that.

ScreamingValenta · 08/11/2018 00:11

I found Kurran pretentious and annoying, but I have to say, he's a good-looking bloke.

MrsJamin · 08/11/2018 06:47

How did neither of the teams pick up on the explosion / highway to the danger zone clangers? Are they actual idiots? I miss the days when you'd get apprentice candidates who actually made some good decisions, didn't have an inch of makeup on their faces, and looked like normal people. These lot look like big brother or love Island candidates. Also where are the older people? Its so bloody biased towards the younger and attractive now Sad

StripySocksAndDocs · 08/11/2018 08:41

Kurran good looking?! 😮 well I suppose there's someone for everyone!!

The Jet Pop lot were unreal. It was as if they were creating a 90s lads mag air line. All booze and 'girls' for their entertainment.
No consideration to air stewards being male (well that was either team!), but that uniform! Even what's his face (Not been pm yet) first brilliant idea for the ad was the inside of the plane being a beach with "beer and girls" for his usage inside.

You're right MrsJamin there aren't any older people. All candidates are prettied up. Their ego greater than ability.

StripySocksAndDocs · 08/11/2018 08:43

Highway to Hell may have worked if they'd changed the track to something more tranquil when the ManagerAir part was shown.

smithsally884 · 08/11/2018 09:55

I wish that cow khadihja (sp) had got fired too!

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