Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

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Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

She's pissed again isn't she?

I dunno. I just miss his sweet squashy gimpy face and grunty sex custard noises

Come back Gregg!!!!

I'm probably the only one old enough to snigger a bit when they say 'plated'.

So he's not just a serial killer. He's a wanker too.

Aaaah! That's how you spell it!

Thanks Pencil

Too rare lamb, uncooked fat oh dear weasel

Weasel 😢

Yep dent pissed you are right whoever said that can't remember

Wash your mouth out Shirley

Also agree with MrsTommy Murderous Wanker . . .

That bloody gravy splattered on the lamb looks like Waitrose Bill has slaughtered the throat of a vegan directly over the plate

That lamb fat made me feel nauseous.

( scrolls back furiously )
Weaselly

Oh eff!

I am a chef behind.

Come ON Weasley!

I want you and Ghengis through!

That soufflé looks lovely.

If ever there was a time when they should take three out at once.....

Looks VAIR' NICE!

Pretty pink. I want that as well.

Yum oh

Tbf. That is a genius dessert.

I like it when souffles go well

Praise from Marcus and Monica! Hooray!

I am so glad right now that the Gurning Grocer is not there today. The noises he'd make would rival Mr Collins in the 1995 masterpiece.

But that pudding...

Aw, I almost feel tearful when they do that well ( and I’ve had a glass or two of wine).

They'll be taking three through, and Callum will not be one of them.