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Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

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Halsall · 06/11/2018 11:30

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call Grin
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

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Shirleyphallus · 08/11/2018 20:42

Where is Gregg sex-pudding Wallace tonight?

Mightybanhammer · 08/11/2018 20:43

Me too Fred Leighton Blush
He's a poor second behind twinklyize tho

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/11/2018 20:43

Is lovely puppy picture shower - tiny Newfoundland puppy - size of small elephant - is gorgeous.

Halsall · 08/11/2018 20:44

Schaden interesting advice GrinGrin

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/11/2018 20:44

Hold on Marcus, mango doesn't go with lamb, neitheir dies scotch bonnet. Ha, boo sucks.
I want that cake. Every piece.

Mightybanhammer · 08/11/2018 20:44

Well done Michelle

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2018 20:44

Aww, shower. A refresh might work?

whatashower · 08/11/2018 20:45

Haha grouchy can’t keep up here.(found pic)
She Is Adorable.
As a giant cat owner that is a compliment beyond all other

Footle · 08/11/2018 20:45

Isn't it lovely not having Gregg Gurnard's enjoyment of the pudding putting us off it?

Mightybanhammer · 08/11/2018 20:45

Dent being horrid to shark eyes. I really dislike her.

Shirleyphallus · 08/11/2018 20:45

@footle I a bit miss him.....

whatashower · 08/11/2018 20:45

Let’s be honest we are not missing Gregg.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/11/2018 20:45

My mood s getting better the more I drink Mrs Tommy, but for some reason i find I have to type very, very slowly . . .

Shark Eyes - hate him!

Halsall · 08/11/2018 20:46

I did like the look of Michelle's pudding.

Mooli 300 ways now......

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MrsTommyBanks · 08/11/2018 20:46

Did Shark Eyes just say oui?

Shirleyphallus · 08/11/2018 20:47

That chef talking so much about how he liked mouli makes it sound awkwardly like he spent 15 minutes cooking and the rest of the time making gentle, sweet sweet love to a mouli

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/11/2018 20:47

I dislike Callum, with his mooli and his timers and his "out" and especially his cold dead eyes.

Footle · 08/11/2018 20:48

Which bit, Shirley? The trapdoor gob falling open in disbelief? Shirley not?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/11/2018 20:48

COMPETENT?

You fucker! Damned with faint praise, and I don't even like Shark Eyes!

Oh- god1

Not Uzu Gel!!!!!

Halsall · 08/11/2018 20:48

Shirley, ah, so that's when the contraceptive pannacotta might come in very handy

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Mightybanhammer · 08/11/2018 20:48

mrs tommy
Oui.

MrsTommyBanks · 08/11/2018 20:49

Glad to hear Schaden
It's okay we will all read you very slowly with one eye closed.

Mightybanhammer · 08/11/2018 20:49

Citrus assertiveness Grin

whatashower · 08/11/2018 20:49

I think they just said his pudding was cold and dead 😉

Pencilmuseum · 08/11/2018 20:49

They sell yuzu in Waitrose. Don't know about cardamom