Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

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Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

She wasn't an option MrsTommy, otherwise . . .

I like Luke.

I hope his mediterranean sauce is up to scratch.

Not an option

This guy has promise

I like beardy guy.

Smiley beardy one. Like

Good stuff, Luke. I like him.

Fuck of gregggg you patronising twat!

Well done Ghengis!

Looked nicer than Monicas. 

Ooh, you're right, Grouchy, that's a great round. But in the sleb and commoners' version they're forever lobbing huge lumps of beef etc into the bin because some arse head chef takes agin it.

Oooh! She doesn't take any prisoners, does she? Did you see her slap the eff out of whatever she was cooking there?

Hacking

Oh Marika. That poor fish.

Hack that fish, girl

Oh dear. I fear a repeat of last night’s squid gate

SHUT UP GREGGGG!!!!

Leave the girl alone . . is it not bad enough having to get in the kitchen with you?

Gurnard Massacre.

Dear God . . . frying that stripped fish looks brutal!

Another cold garnish - but not even a salsa by the looks of things.

Ummm. I fear Marika isn't sticking around.

She needs a cloth for her hands. I'm getting freaked out with how often she's wiping on her apron.

So want her to do well but.....

I know that restaurant! Not been in, but know it. I liked beardy Luke too. Marina is rushing too much.

Monicas being very kind.