Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

Mr Pertwee's having a good night - he's just been doing the VO for a doc about regiments on BBC4!

Matt is channelling Heston

Gregg and Gurnard

Twins

Just made it!

What the fuck is that?

I didn't know this was on so thanks for the thread! Didn't see any adverts for this at all!

GrouchyPuppy and the GrouchyProgeny have been little dicks today so I'm looking forward to a nice calming hour/hour of yelling at idiots. And I have wine.

Good job Monica didn’t see Hregs smelling a fart face at her use of tomato purée

It's a Girard

We're all more aware of wastage??? Come off it, Monica!! This is MC, where tons of expensive food is chucked in the bin!

Actually - if I had to pick one of them (at gunpoint) for a night of passion, I'd choose the gurnard.

GURNARD?

Throws self on couch pours wine

Nom

Eats pizza, turns up nose at fish.

Ooh, but that reminds me of one of my favourite rounds in the Professionals, Halsall, when they have to use kitchen scraps to make a plate of food.

Yuh I’d def go gurnard over Gregg

Proper beard - this lad is a contender!

schaden first belly laugh of eve goes to you

Gurnards smiley face always upsets me a tad.

25? The beard ages him

Ah, I bid thee welcome, Master Luke, my beardy liege

I'd step over the Gurnard to get to Monica personally.

He looks delightfully Mongol Horde from some angles. I like him!

FIFTEEN MINUTES?????!!!

Man that’s tough.

Beardage guy impressive.